I am not a racist I just want to know plus what do you call a vietnamese with six dogs I heard it somewhere but I donot know the answer Fat jokes are also welcome
2006-10-03 14:25:53 · 12 answers · asked by holla at my angry 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
yo mamma so fat she stepped in front of the tv and i missed a whole episode
2006-10-03 14:29:21 · answer #1 · answered by naturalselection 5 · 3⤊ 3⤋
there was a recent pigeon problem in dallas texas...so many pigeons you couldn't walk down the streets...a man approached the mayor and says I will cure your pigeon problem for free as long as you don't ask any questions....if you ask a question it will cost $5,000,000. So they agreed upon the free one. The man took to a roof of the highest skyscraper in the city. From a cage he pulled out a red pigeon. The red pigeon took flight and ALL the pigoens in the city followed clean out of sight. A few days passed and the red pigoen came back with no pigeons. The mayor handed the man a check for the 5 mil. The man said "I thought we agreed on no questions". The mayor said "yes, but I was wondering if you had any red mexicans..."
2006-10-03 14:28:32 · answer #2 · answered by ...matt... 2 · 6⤊ 2⤋
Please take no offence to my answer. I am sorry if this offends any one! For the record I am not a recist but i have hurd this once in school.
I am not Racist I have a color TV!!!
THat is about the only one I will post!
2006-10-03 14:28:53 · answer #3 · answered by Adam D. 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Where do you hind money from a ******.In his work boots.
Two jews walk in to a bar.They buy it.
2006-10-03 14:29:45 · answer #4 · answered by hahahaha73 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Here:
The boobs of white woman appear in Playboy
The boobs of black woman appear in National Geographic
(I am not a racist)
2006-10-03 14:30:14 · answer #5 · answered by let the speakers blow your mind 5 · 1⤊ 3⤋
i don't get it....it's OK to tell jokes about red necks...it's ok to tell jokes about actors and bratty kids and jokes about the president and no one is suppose to get offended over these jokes...................but, if someone tells a joke about "color" everyone's panties get into a major bind.
people need to learn to cut loose and laugh...its a simple stupid joke.
I don't care what it's about...i'll laugh at any stupid joke as long as it's funny.
2006-10-03 14:35:43 · answer #6 · answered by Praise the Lord 5 · 1⤊ 3⤋
what's the difference between a pizza and a baby?
the pizza doesnt scream as you put it into the oven
2006-10-03 14:28:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 2⤋
call ya racist parents
2006-10-03 14:27:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 5⤋
ignorance is bliss...
2006-10-04 21:40:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why?
2006-10-03 14:34:37 · answer #10 · answered by The Garage Dude 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋