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i want to look older not by the clothes i wear but like as in face ,,i am 13 and i want a moustache

2006-10-03 13:40:54 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health Men's Health

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if you really want to grow a moustache i have an old age secret that has been in my family for years . here goes, you take some vaseline grease mix it with three parts horse manure (you can subtitute with any hairy animal)then find the hottest peppers around mix it all until it forms into a paste then place it around the parts that you want hair to grow the more it burns the older you will look do this at least three times a day and i assure you you will be a man in no time.
ps.no need to thank its my civic duty , just be sure to register to vote afte this tried and proven process works

2006-10-03 13:49:46 · answer #1 · answered by gasmanrolle 3 · 0 0

You're asking a couple of different questions. There are lots of ways to look older to impress a cutie, or to look wiser and more sophiscated, but once you open your mouth you are still gonna be you. So, look people in the eye. Speak calmly even if you're brains' jello.

You can try to look older but trust me you won't impress anyone and might even look goofy if your moustache is scraggly or peachfuz. that's probably a mistake to try. Once the word gets out, you'll never live it down.

If you are talking about looking hip, >>>> don't laugh much at this<<< read more books. Speak in a low voice with quiet authority. Talk less. Silence can be power. Work out. A lot.

That should do it. Good luck.

2006-10-03 20:52:10 · answer #2 · answered by huh? 2 · 0 0

Stick one on. Seriously if you have a baby face like my dad, you can be 49 (that's how old he is) and still have people not take you seriously. I on the other hand, looked 16 at age 12, 25 at age 14, and now at 18, I can pass off for 30.

2006-10-03 20:43:55 · answer #3 · answered by boo! 3 · 0 0

Forget the moustache and go for wearing sensible, mature clothes. And use your youth to your advantage in becoming successful.

2006-10-03 20:43:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Wait 18 years.

2006-10-03 20:43:35 · answer #5 · answered by Sugar 7 · 0 0

haha, don't be in such a rush to grow up! i'm 18 now and i still feel like a kid, sometimes i even wish i was. but i'm pretty stoked that i get to play the lottery. that's about it.

enjoy your age, these are they best years of your life and they pass by really quickly!

2006-10-03 20:48:45 · answer #6 · answered by Sarah 2 · 0 0

Just wait, pubertity will come soon enough. I personally like clean cut guys anways.

2006-10-03 20:48:30 · answer #7 · answered by Kristin 2 · 0 0

Cut off your pubes and tape them to your upper lip.

2006-10-03 20:42:58 · answer #8 · answered by bballplaya706 2 · 1 0

hey kid slow down a bit life goes by fast enough as it is .

2006-10-03 20:46:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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