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are you protected against Vampires?

2006-10-03 13:37:46 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

23 answers

Oh, yeah, of course I am! I where garlic around my neck all day long, and I got this special gun from Toys -R- Us that shoots wooden stakes up to 200 feet! I also wear a cross and thorns around my ankle for extra help. I can't wait until the next vampire comes, he'll be dead after I'm finished with him!

2006-10-03 13:42:15 · answer #1 · answered by Skater_Gurl 4 · 1 0

That depends on what kind of vampires you are talking about, but yes I am protected....I have plenty of garlic on hand.

2006-10-03 15:41:06 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 1 0

I love vampires!! Why would I need protection from them? One of my friends is a vampire...watch yourself!! lol

2006-10-03 13:49:13 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 1 0

Sure am. My helmet is too large for them to get past and bite my neck.
I also have a stake in my room and some garlic bread in the freezer just in case.

2006-10-03 13:42:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I don't need protection from a non-existent entity.

But I do grow garlic.

2006-10-03 13:40:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

is there a vampire? maybe i am protected because never seen any...

2006-10-03 13:44:24 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Sapphire 7 · 1 0

Yes I am !!!! !!! they would not come near me tonight!!! I had Some of this Italian soup that Has SOOOOOO much garlic in it, you will be good for a year ^_^

2006-10-03 13:50:22 · answer #7 · answered by Adam D. 6 · 0 0

Yes. I am wearing a female condom. It is filled with garlic.

2006-10-03 13:41:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Hmmmmm,I have a basket of garlic. Does that count?

2006-10-03 13:41:11 · answer #9 · answered by E.B. 5 · 3 0

Yes I am

2006-10-03 13:41:30 · answer #10 · answered by Nico 7 · 1 0

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