Mine is from an old episode of MASH when Corporal Klinger said to Sargeant Zale "If my dog had your face, I'd shave his butt and teach him to walk backwards "
This is just for fun, so no hateful comments please. I got the idea because some little girl on here asked for a comeback to a rude kid at her school. I started to submit this one to her, but then decided I shouldn't encourage mean comments from a child :)
2006-10-03 13:35:45 · 19 answers · asked by Schleppy 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."
-Monty Python and the Holy Grail
2006-10-03 13:39:14 · answer #1 · answered by Privratnik 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It all depends on the situation I love to watch peoples reaction to this
If someone complements you on how you are looking
Please respond; " Yea I know I look dam good, I wish I could say the same about you'!!!!! ^_^
Or " why dont you go play a nice game of hide and go F- Your self.. ( I used that one when I was in school and they were buging me, I only had to say it once... they left me a lone?"
I have more I just cant think of any off the top of my head, I need a situation ^_^.
Have a great day!
Adam D.
2006-10-03 13:43:36 · answer #2 · answered by Adam D. 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
A couple of my faves are (in order)
You're so dumb if you spoke your mind... You'd be speechless
The last ime you had a piece of @ss was a POKE THROUGH (when your finger goes through the tp)
2006-10-03 13:48:03 · answer #3 · answered by Maxwell Smart(ypants) 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your momma's so fat, Her cereal bowl needs a lifeguard.
"John Boy and Billy in the morning"
2006-10-03 13:47:36 · answer #4 · answered by noname 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i always say that one from the sandlot but it goes "if my dog were as ugly as you, id shave his butt and tell him to walk backwards" i also like to threaten pple by saying "how bout my fist in your face?" but it backfires sometimes when i accidently say "how bout your fist in my face" and also if some one has a stick up there as* when i see them i ask "so, hows the stick?"
2006-10-03 13:40:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
mine is one i tell to a co worker who is stupider than all get out!
Ive asked her with a straight face.......did you have an extra bowl of stupid today or are you putting effort into it today! lol she is always turning me in but boss cracks up! LOl
2006-10-03 13:39:54 · answer #6 · answered by 2good4u 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Anything with the beginning "Nanny Nanny boo boo" sounds great to me.
2006-10-03 13:38:09 · answer #7 · answered by Guy 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I like the saying your mom... like when they say so what have you been up to.... I say Your mom!!!!
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I'm sorry..... I'm retarted....
Gosh I can't think of ne good ones I use on my brothers. hmmm... yeah... don't remember.... sorry
2006-10-03 13:52:54 · answer #8 · answered by Chaysee 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I like to use the classic, "Your mom!" Or the new and improved, "Your daddy!" But I love yours!
When someone tells you to "shut up," say this:
"I don't shut up, I grow up, but when I look at you, I throw up."
2006-10-03 13:44:14 · answer #9 · answered by Skater_Gurl 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
usually bite my a**,,, LOL
or right now my child and I had this thing that we tell each other that-- You are soo bayzarr-- in stead of bizarr? LOL oh well guess you got to be there,,
2006-10-03 13:43:01 · answer #10 · answered by B V 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋