One that comes to mind for me would have to be a scene from Goldmember - the whole seventies vibe was quite funky and sleazy:
Dr. Evil gives orders for the 'earth globe' to be released from the ceiling. It flys down and hits him straight between the legs.
Dr Evil: "Ow! My balls."
Frau Farbissina: "Are you ok Herr Doctor?"
Dr Evil: "I'm ok, I'm ok... I'll just check them."
Dr Evil (his hands between his legs.): One, two, three.. There we go - I'm ok!"
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2006-10-03 13:09:29 · 23 answers · asked by soulgirl76 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
Spaceballs:
Col. Sandurz: He's an Asshole, sir.
Dark Helmet: I know that. What's his name?
Col. Sandurz: That is his name, sir. Asshole. Major Asshole.
Dark Helmet: And his cousin?
Col. Sandurz: He's an Asshole too, sir. Gunners mate first class Philip Asshole.
Dark Helmet: How many assholes we got on this ship anyhow?
All Crew: Yo!!
Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes!
Happy Gilmore:
Shooter McGavin: I eat pieces of **** like you for breakfast.
Happy Gilmore: [laughing] you eat pieces of **** for breakfast?
Shooter McGavin: No... I...
House Party 3:
Uncle Vester: Boy, just be yourself. If people don't like you for being yourself... **** 'EM! Let me tell you something. I scored with a girl when I was about your age. I try to please her peppa all the time; wen' out my *way* to please her peppa. I came in one day, I said, "Nice weather we having." He said, "You can't say that. You can't say that; it might rain." I said, "Nice tie you got on." "You can't say that; wife try to choke me with it." Point I'm trying to tell you, son, is be yourself. People who don't like ya for being yourself... **** 'EM! **** 'EM against the wall, with handcuffs on and crises on their lips!
National Lampoons Vacation:
[In the middle of a desert. Clark is going crazy as he trots through the hills. Two men on horses watch him]
Clark: We passed a God damn gas station every 10 yards for 1000 miles, but when you really need one, you end up walking your *** off. This is no way to run a desert!
Man on Horse: What an asshole.
2006-10-03 13:28:52 · answer #1 · answered by musicgrlluvher 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, when he is puking into the toilet, brushing his teeth furiously, suctioning his face with a plunger, and crying in the shower after he realizes that he had kissed a man the day before.
2006-10-03 13:12:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
epic movie the simpsons movie the 40 year previous virgin billy madison great daddy evan almighty shrek the third shes the guy american pie knocked up white chicks each and every of the austin powers each and every of the pirates of the caribbean meet the mothers and fathers meet the fockers mr beans holiday college of rock desire this helps!!
2016-10-15 11:57:14 · answer #3 · answered by johannah 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The singing crucified prisoners at the end of The Life of Brian. Funniest movie ever. " Always look on the bright side of life..."
2006-10-03 13:55:45 · answer #4 · answered by Reinvention 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your answer made me think of when Dr. Evil was describing his new weapon Preperation H and he said "on the whole, preperation H feels good".
2006-10-03 16:36:09 · answer #5 · answered by mwiens_99 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ANGER MANAGEMENT:
Nicholson says: What's wrong Dave, Are you a homophobe?
Sandler says: No, I'm a pulling my ***** out in front of you-a-phobe.
MEET THE PARENTS:
DeNiro says:I have nipples Greg, Can you milk me?
HAPPY GILMORE:
Sandler says: You eat pieces of **** for breakfast? Gross
BAD SANTA:
Thorton says: I'm an eating, drinking, sh**ing, f***ing, Santa Clause.
BAD SANTA:
A kid asks him about his apperence.
Thorton replies: I loved a woman who wasn't clean
2006-10-03 13:35:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"What the **** is the internet?!" -jay from Jay and silent bob strike back
"A hole is something this was nothing" - the rock guy from Neverending Story
"If its not Baroque dont fix it" - Cogsworth The Beauty and the Beast
"You have to know what a crumpet is to know what cricket is" -rapheal to casey jones in TMNT the movie
2006-10-03 13:24:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry it's not a movie...It's from Desperate Housewives
The asian maid is pissed off at the homeowner because she threatens to have her deported.
Maid: You promised to help me find a place in China Town so I can work in my friend's restaurant.
Homeowner: Yeah? Tell it to my Chinese friend, Sue Me!
2006-10-03 13:20:27 · answer #8 · answered by mahree 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Anything Gene Wilder said in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. Take your pick....
2006-10-03 13:15:27 · answer #9 · answered by Walty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dodgeball: A true underdog story. I love that movie!
"At Globogym, we're better than you! And we know it!"
"Ouch town! Population you bro!"
"You're as useless as a c*** flavored lollipop."
"Does it matter that I drink my own urine?
No.
Of course not. But I do it anyway because its sterile and I like the taste."
2006-10-03 13:20:48 · answer #10 · answered by haw1180 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋