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I dont know where the rest of the airplane is.

2006-10-03 12:45:48 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities Books & Authors

17 answers

Put out the fire and sell it on ebay.

2006-10-03 12:52:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Oh, for pete's sake... it's an ENGINE, not a motor, and it's SLAMMED, not slamed. Also, how can something be "on fire a little"? And WHAT is with the period AND the dash at the end of that sentence?

Now you say "What should i do?". Don't you know that you should capitalize the "i" when speaking about yourself? I'll tell you what you should do: crack open those English books and start again at Chapter 1.

Okay, as for the rest of the airplane, what do you mean, you can't see it? Let's make this simple:

Any smoke in the immediate vicinity (other than the house being on fire a little)? Debris? Luggage? Airplane parts? Tell us, have you really LOOKED for the rest of the airplane?

If you're going to ask for our help, you must give us detailed and accurate information. Don't expect us to break away from important stuff like pickled pigs' feet vs. pork rinds if you aren't going to at least make an effort here.

:: throws hands up in despair ::

2006-10-03 20:03:02 · answer #2 · answered by princessmeltdown 7 · 1 0

Hi there.
Go pick up a copy of the Worst Case Scenario Handbook.
There are worse things than that in there that are a bit more plausible.
Good luck to you and to whomever was/is in the the airplane.

2006-10-03 21:56:02 · answer #3 · answered by thedivinemisstiff 1 · 0 0

Find the rest of the plane to return the engine.

2006-10-03 20:21:01 · answer #4 · answered by softballmoosey79 2 · 0 0

You should use a worm hole to go back in time and fix problems in peoples lives. Or rent Donnie Darko.

2006-10-03 20:12:09 · answer #5 · answered by Walty 4 · 0 0

Follow that tentacle thing, Donnie Darko.

2006-10-06 03:25:30 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 0 0

Hurry! Get out the marshmellows!

2006-10-03 19:53:33 · answer #7 · answered by kitty K 2 · 0 0

it must not be too bad since ur still on ur pc...u got a fire extinguisher?? Call 911

2006-10-03 19:56:50 · answer #8 · answered by ebaijunky06 3 · 0 0

well since you are in books and authors maybe watch the movie "donnie darko"?
otherwise call 911

2006-10-03 19:53:40 · answer #9 · answered by rwl_is_taken 5 · 0 0

Write a book about your experience.

2006-10-03 19:54:52 · answer #10 · answered by kearneyconsulting 6 · 0 0

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