some thing gross. something eye opening wild. crazy. but funny.
2006-10-03 12:44:08 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
The difference between guts and balls...
We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below...
GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the *** and having the balls to say: "You're next."
I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject.
2006-10-04 06:21:04 · answer #1 · answered by giko 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
a woman got divorced and was really depressed and she was talking to a friend. the friend suggested that she should get a black guy and ask him and pay him to make love to her but she had to look for the biggest shoe.
she finally found the man , and she aked him to join her, he agreed.
a day, 2 days three days went by , a week two weeks. and they never came out of the hotel room .
when they were finally out the woman payed a good sum of money and she say i think ill give u some more... you need to buy i bigger pair of shoes!
2006-10-03 19:48:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
A white horse fell in the mud.
2006-10-03 19:47:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
what's the difference between pus-sy and parsley?
nobody eats parsley.
what's the difference between pus-sy and a fridge.
the fridge doesn't fart when you take the meat out.
2006-10-03 19:46:09 · answer #4 · answered by Boring 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋