Best blonde joke.....?(10 points)?

Question

What is the best blonde joke you have evr heard?10 points fot the person who tells me the best one.

mine is After leaving a store, a blonde walked out and went up to a soda machine. The blonde put in 50 cents and out popped a coke. She searched her bag for more money. She found some and kept feeding the machine money. Cokes and Sprite and Mountain Dew bottles began rolling down the street.
A young man walked up behind her and watched this for a few minutes. Then he asked, "Can I get one now?"
She whizzed around and yelled, "No way, can't you see I'm winning?"

Answer 1

Not sure if it's the best but I found it funny, and I'm blonde!!

A blind man went into the Ladies Only bar-room of a pub. He reached a bar stool and asked for a pint.
After sitting there for a bit, he shouted to the barmaid, "Heard the latest blonde joke?"
The room immediately went very quiet.
In a deep, husky voice, a woman sitting near him said, "Young man, before you tell that joke, as I notice you're blind, I ought to tell you five things:
1. The barmaid is a blonde.
2. The bouncer is a blonde woman.
3. I'm female, blonde, 6 feet tall and weigh 16 stone. I'm also a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The woman on your right is blonde and also a professional wrestler.
So, think about it seriously, young man. Do you still want to tell us that joke?"
The blind man thought for a second, shook his head, and said...
"Well.... no. not if I'm going to have to explain it five times."

Answer 2

Kay, here's my blonde joke.

A blonde is sitting in the first class section on a plane. The stewardess comes up to her and asks her to move because she has a ticket for coach, not first class.

The blonde says to the stewardess,"I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to Maui.".

The stewardess goes and tells the co-pilot, "There's a blonde in first class that has a ticket for coach and she won't move.".

So the co-pilot goes and says to the blonde, "Lady, you have to move, you're in the wrong section."

The blonde says, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful and I'm going to Maui.".

The co-pilot says to the pilot and the stewardess, "She won't move."

The pilot says, "My wife is blonde, I speak blonde, let me try."

So he goes to the blonde and whispers something in her ear. Her eyes go wide and she runs for coach. The pilot goes back and the stewardess and the co-pilot are looking at him.

"What did you say?" asked the stewardess.

The pilot said "I told her first class wasn't going to Maui.".



Ruby Red Rose
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Answer 3

I'm blonde! hahahaha .... ok fine.