Who would you help in a fight, Jesus or Santa?
2006-10-03 10:54:25 · 38 answers · asked by The infamous bongblaster 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Christmas
Well. Thats an easy one!
You pit them in gladitorial combat! Santa would get the short sword and shield. JC would get the trident and net. This works to both of their advantages. Chirst is taller (at least 6 feet according to the shoud of turin, I believe) and very strong. Carrying a crucifix and moving a huge stone from a tomb will do that to you. Santa, however, is lightening fast. How else can he deliver all the presents to the christians on one night alone?
You might want to lure away santa with some coke (milk and cookies my ***. look at the advertisements!) And you might be albe to lure away Jesus with a sick person or two.
Oh, to hell with it. The easter bunny would beat both of them.
P.S. If god doesn't have a sense of humor, I realize I'm going to hell. Pray for me to be less humerous.
2006-10-03 11:08:43 · answer #1 · answered by coffee_addict 3 · 5⤊ 1⤋
Jesus
2006-10-11 00:49:17 · answer #2 · answered by shhhhhhhhhhhimhiding 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am of the belief that Santa and Jesus would never get into a fight.
2006-10-07 09:14:59 · answer #3 · answered by oneblondepilgrim 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus
2006-10-03 14:27:39 · answer #4 · answered by jazz 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Jesus
2006-10-03 14:13:52 · answer #5 · answered by :) 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Jesus
2006-10-03 11:01:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
First off, Jesus would not fight. He would stand there and take it.
Second, even with no resistance Santa would be doing some major huffing and puffing from all the exertion.
Probably Jesus because he's at a disadvantage...but then he would probably admonish me like he did with (Peter) in the Garden of Gesemathe....
I hate being b^t@hed out.
Dunno.
2006-10-03 12:14:29 · answer #7 · answered by beth81962 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
If the original santa worked as God's good service, ie., gave to the poor as a symbol of God's love; then both.
If giving to the poor signifys God's love, then both.
As long as it is remembered that "Jesus is the reason for the season", and the people don't remain materialistic, greedy, or commercialized, I believe it's okay to keep santa in our Christmases.
Kids should be reminded that if they live in comfort, it's better to give than recieve.
I believe that Christmas is a good time to magnify the real reasons why we celebrate that date. The birth of Christ the Master.
2006-10-04 06:22:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Santa.
Jesus doesn't need help.
2006-10-03 11:37:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not sure im a person but i'll answer anyway. I don't believe Jesus would need help in a disagreement because he was a holy prophet & i don't believe in Santa. Thus helping someone that doesn't exist, well, doesn't sound too sane to me.
2006-10-03 11:05:15 · answer #10 · answered by i am he as u r he as u r me &... 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋