2006-10-03 10:46:34 · 15 answers · asked by The infamous bongblaster 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Christmas
I would help both, I am not taking any chances!!
2006-10-03 10:49:21 · answer #1 · answered by miataman042 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'm sure everyone is going to instantly say Jesus here, namely because they'll get "smited by God Almighty with a lightning bolt from the heavens" if they don't, but I suppose it depends more on the fight itself rather than the person. Like for instance let's say Jesus got a little too drunk on the Blood of Christ and called Santa fat and started fighting with him. In that kind of situation I'd probably help Santa. Or let's say Santa Claus was trash talking to Jesus and said he'd shove coal so far up Jesus's holy *** that he'd be coughing up diamonds, well then I'd probably help Jesus kick Santa's ***. It all depends.
2006-10-04 18:32:50 · answer #2 · answered by Steven 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus
2006-10-04 10:44:17 · answer #3 · answered by Jayna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus!
2006-10-04 11:04:37 · answer #4 · answered by jen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus--If you are a born -again Christian then you are in a spiritual battle every day-not only for yourself, but for the souls of those who haven't accepted Jesus as their Savior. And there is no Santa--sorry.
2006-10-04 05:40:40 · answer #5 · answered by beano™ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Santa.
2006-10-04 16:33:30 · answer #6 · answered by Dead God 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hohoho
I think Jesus needs a bit of help:
http://googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=jesus&word2=santa
2006-10-04 07:06:30 · answer #7 · answered by im_david 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually neither, cause I'm on Jesus' side and He can handle His own fight!!
2006-10-03 19:01:12 · answer #8 · answered by nevada nomad 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao your a funny guy.I wouldnt get inbetween and I dont think Santa would challenge Jesus
2006-10-03 21:13:49 · answer #9 · answered by joyful 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus doesn't fight against something that isnt even there
2006-10-03 19:52:44 · answer #10 · answered by Jennifer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree with Juanita...neither cause Jesus can handle his own fights...he died for my sins ya'll. He's pretty much invinsible!
2006-10-04 16:43:04 · answer #11 · answered by tania_jimenez03 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋