2006-10-03 10:20:30 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
A blonde guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed sweating and panting.
"what's up" he says
"i'm having a heart attack" cries the woman.
He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialling his 4 year old son comes up and says "daddy! daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!"
The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door.Sure enough there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closet floor.
"you rotten b**t**d" says the husband "my wifes having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the kids!"
2006-10-03 10:34:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well it could be the blonde getting fired from the M&M plant. Yeah she threw out all the Ws. It could be the one How do you tell a blonde has been at the computer? By the white out on the screen. It could be the one about the blonde smiling everytime lightning flashed. She thought she was having her picture taken.(Paris Hilton). What about the blonde that went to get her hair done and she didn't want to take off her headphones. The hairdresser told her to please remove her headphones so she could do her hair. The blonde told the hairdresser that she would die if she took her headphones off. The hairdresser assured her that she sould not die but would be fine. After much reassurance the blonde took the headphones off. A little while later the hairdresser noticed that the blonde was not moving. She checked and the blonde was dead. She called the manager over. They finally listened to the blonde's headphones. what they heard was breathe in....breathe out....breathe in....breathe out.....
2006-10-03 17:32:47 · answer #2 · answered by Marenight 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Paris Hilton
2006-10-03 17:23:28 · answer #3 · answered by Shayna 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes Paris
2006-10-03 17:23:09 · answer #4 · answered by Apollo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Paris Hlton
2006-10-03 17:22:20 · answer #5 · answered by bullticky 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Paris Hilton is such a dumb blonde that the other day she was walking down the hallway in her daddy's luxury hotel when she came upon a sign reading "Wet Floor" - so she squatted and DID!!!
2006-10-03 17:26:03 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah probably Paris
2006-10-03 19:26:15 · answer #7 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How does a blonde turn on the light after sex?
She opens the car door.
Hyuck, hyuck, hyuck!!!!
2006-10-03 17:25:09 · answer #8 · answered by Skanky McSkankypants 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lindsay Lohan A.K.A party girl.
2006-10-03 17:23:24 · answer #9 · answered by I am 14 And In the 8th grade! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What does the first thing a bold says after sex????
-- You guy all on the same team?
2006-10-03 17:22:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋