2006-10-03 10:20:04 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I am going to tell you, but it is ethnic and ppl tend to get upset.
A Jew, a Pole, and a Black man were standing outside the Pearly Gates when St. Peter motioned to the Jew to come forward. The Jew went to St. Peter and asked "St. Peter, back on Earth we were persecuted throughout history and forced to roam all over until we got the homeland, and we had the Holocaust. Is there anything like that here?"
"No my son, this is Heaven, all you have to do to get in is spell God."
"G-O-D" He spelled. The gates opened, the clouds parted the trumpets blared and he walked on in.
The Pole was next and he asked "St. Peter, back home, people constantly invaded us, controlled us and made mean jokes about us. Is there anything like that here?"
"No my son, this is Heaven, all you have to do to get in is spell God."
"G-O-D" He spelled. The gates opened, the clouds parted the trumpets blared and he walked on in.
Finally the Black man got his turn and he said to St. Peter "Look, back on Earth we were enslaved, looked down on and treated as less than men. Is there anything like that around here?"
"No my son, this is Heaven, all you have to do to get in is spell Czechoslovakia."
2006-10-03 10:29:14 · answer #1 · answered by raiderking69 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where does the general keep his armies?
In his sleevies!
2006-10-03 17:24:34 · answer #2 · answered by snot hair 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The chicken and the egg stuff...
2006-10-03 17:22:31 · answer #3 · answered by Apollo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋