my boyfriend just brought me home a battery operated toy for when he,s going to prison,what do you think?

Question

boyfriend trouble

Answer 1

So tell him you will certainly think of him when you use it. Maybe if you actually use it, close your eyes and think of him. Be sure to include a mention of that when you write (please do write him, it will mean a great deal).

Which reminds me, when I went off to the army, my young wife wrote me almost every day. It not only helped me, but was a point of real envy by the others (He got another? What a lucky dog). I remember a couple of times when there wasn't a letter and sarge looked in the bag again and teased [Rabbit]'s wife must be busy that night. But the whole platoon laughed when I got two letters the next day. Prison is much, much worse than going off to the army, so do write him. But don't forget the toy, because he's going to be thinking about what he really wants to do and it would be a pleasure to him to think that he's still being a pleasure to you, even if it really just gathers dust in a corner somewhere.

Answer 2

I had to have a little giggle then when I read your question, well all depends how long he's going in for , if it's over a year woooow. Try and move on to a new bloke, who will treat you with more respect and give you the proper love making tool. But if he's going in for a short spell , say oh thanks you don't have to use it , do you ? And maybe when he gets out he will not want to go back in again leaving a lovely girl alone, so think what you want , it's your life. Good luck love Debbie j

Answer 3

Answering questions on Yahoo seems to keep me occupied when my girl friends not around. Does he have a long shift at the prison or is he just visiting an inmate?

Answer 4

It depends on how long he is going to prison for?? If not for too long it is fine and will work but if you have to have that missing human touch such as foreplay, kisses a hug and a real u-know-what then it won't work. But if you have been with him for awhile and love him and will not take no substitutes then go for it it seems like you are ok with it all good luck!

Answer 5

He's going 2 prison 4 christ sake. Don't accept collect phone calls. Toy???????Must have been hard up in the begining. He wants you to wait for him too??? Don't forget to put $$$$$ on the books dear

Answer 6

Prison should give you the clue. Get rid of him, keep the toy and find someone new - who isn't going to prison and doesn't plan on ever going.

Answer 7

Great!! Just use it in the week and at the weekend go out and get the "real thing"
He will be getting the "real thing" when he bends over to pick the soap up when he is in Chokey.It wont be long b4 he is some big bruisers b*tch.
Great cure for piles though.... OUCH!!!

Answer 8

I think that you should send him to the store for extra batteries, because it might be a good thing to use it on him so that he's primed and ready when he gets to that prison and someone wants him for his girlfriend.

Answer 9

I don't think it's the toy you need to worry about, however it comes in handy wether you're alone or not. What is he going to prison for. That's what you need to be worry about.. Better yet, if he's going to prison you don't need to be with him at all. Take the present and ditch him. Think about yourself and your future hun

Answer 10

I think he fears you will find someone else while he is in prison. This is a ploy to ease his insecurities. The fact the his is going to prison, must fill him with guilt and feelings of rejection.