Her eggs are slimy and her meat twitches and moos. Her mashed potatos are watery like sloshed mud and her tuna fish smells like her woman region when it takes vacation with Mrs. Yeast. (stinky in less royal words). Also, when she start cook all neighborhood dogs go nuts by weird smell and howl like they being punished in their anus region. I hate her cooking, what I do?
2006-10-03 09:51:18 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Well you ARE a whiner if you do it on a constant and then offer no help or alternative. It can be a bit annoying to hear that your spouse does not like what you cook but hey you are entitlted to your opinion.
I also think that you are so ridiculous for being extemely explicit about the smell of her "woman region". You are definitely 1 big DORK for throwing that in, + the dogs, oh come on you have to be joking. You must know that howling usually implies some sort of anal punishment- hah?
Hate her cooking? Live with it or without it.
2006-10-03 10:06:12 · answer #1 · answered by Tanyah 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sign her up to take some cooking classes, or better yet, go with her to some fun cooking classes (if you can't afford it, do something creative like ask a relative or friend that is an awesome cook to help with a weekly get-together or lesson)
Cook with her....be nice and gentle and compliment her on all of the things that she is doing well. Complaining never fixes anything. Be pro active, be postive --only that will get results.
2006-10-03 10:00:45 · answer #2 · answered by Nisey 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is funny lol. It depends on how old she is. Is she young and a new cook? If you can do better at cooking, cook some stuff with her and show her how to do it. Do not tell her that you are going to show her how to cook act as though you want to do something with her. Show her how you like your eggs and other foods that she does not know how to cook. She will get it eventually. If you do not want to do that then I suggest you order out.
2006-10-03 09:59:49 · answer #3 · answered by luvlisteningtomusic 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-26 08:33:27 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are unreal! First of all your language is horrible...speaking of such things, no matter how bad things are such irresponsible speech is unacceptable...but to answer your question...if she does not know how to cook, either get in the kitchen with her and
learn together or if she likes she can take a cooking class. Perhaps it would be a fun thing for you take it with her. Perhaps there is a wonderful chef somewhere inside of you, beings that you consider yourself some sort of food critique.
2006-10-03 13:14:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try cooking with her and learn together the art of culinary preparation, make it a hobbie and enjoy the time together, share a bottle of wine while at it, this can lead to other pleasures outside the kitchen.
She may be a great cook and your receiving what you deserve be a man and lend a hand.
2006-10-03 10:39:24 · answer #6 · answered by Chiprat 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just tell her as nice as you can and remember to consider her feelings. Say, I am so lucky to have a wife that cooks for me and tries as hard as you do, but I have to tell you something that has been bothering me, but I don't want to hurt your feelings. I don't like the things you are cooking. And you can suggest taking a class together, she can learn to cook and you guys get to spend some time together. Or you can cook dinner. There are lots of husbands who enjoy cooking, not mine, but I would love it! Just be nice and considerate...
2006-10-03 09:59:31 · answer #7 · answered by wtrmlnqueen 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you tried to cook if you are hungry enough you will. Her cooking isn't to bad because you keep on eating. You are very wrong if you are serious about this though. You did not have to say such things about your wife. Do you know how to cook? If so teach her how and if you don't know then shut up.
2006-10-03 10:01:55 · answer #8 · answered by Miss T 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You are/or are becoming 'the dreaded husband'. You are on the road to destroying your marriage. I can see you havent reached rock bottom yet in the marriage, so you continue to disrespect your wife's food and her private area. I bet you have other bad things to say about her. If you appreciate advise man to man, stop being jackass and make your marriage work. Do you cook well? if its a yes, show her how, if it is a No, keep your mouth shut.
2006-10-03 10:00:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Spend a little time in the army where you eat out of a metal tin with water dripping in it, hunkered down in a foxhole, being shot at. always wet and miserable, food always cold, soggy, water logged, yaddah. After doing that you generally eat your wife's cooking without complaint; or if she is in a bad mood and tired of cooking take her out for dinner quite often. Life is a double edged dagger.
2006-10-03 10:31:47 · answer #10 · answered by acmeraven 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋