2006-10-03 09:25:00 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Forget about playing sick. Everybody does that. Pour ketchup in your ears, then lay your head on your desk and moan loudly. At the same time flop your head back and forth and work up as much spit as you can and have it drool out of the side of your mouth. Pretty much a sure thing for getting out early. And if they call 911, you get a free ride home.
2006-10-03 11:00:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
You know I was JUST thinking this, it is funny how you read my mind, Jimbo... I was thinking we could both go home with a couple of different things... like sickandtireditis, or gimmeabreakemia, or even something like a menal thing we could call getmethehellouttahere anxiety... I can imagine it now... "Sorry, Boss, my getmethehellouttahere anxiety is acting up and you don't want to know what the symptoms of that are..." TWITCH TWITCH! "Do you see the little greem man on my shoulder?"
LMAO, it is a sure fire way to get to go home.
2006-10-03 16:38:13 · answer #2 · answered by Cutelilminxy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Um, seriously, I would ask a friend to call you and say its the school nurse and that your kid is sick. Much more believable. If you don't have kids, then I would say a urinary tract infection, or just the common cold. Or, try saying you have strep throat, the boss won't want to take a chance and make you stay in case it's really true.
2006-10-03 16:41:04 · answer #3 · answered by cookie_monster 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hydroxyisobutyric aciduria
(Disorder of valine metabolism)
(but if you really want out of work early tell them your car was making a weird noise this morning and you'd like to stop by the mechanic before they close)
2006-10-03 16:27:22 · answer #4 · answered by Cap'n Donna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
**For effects..close your office blinds and turn off the light and sit in the dark... When someone asks with you are doing say:
"I have another one of my migraines and I need to go b/c I am getting a vomity stomach."
Or
Say you have diarrhea.. they won't ask questions and will usually run away from you. It works for me all the time..
2006-10-03 16:39:13 · answer #5 · answered by TropicalSun 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The pencil = pinky eye is too good to top. Everyone is scared of pink eye.
2006-10-04 10:17:45 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lackanookie disease. It's common among males.
2006-10-03 16:28:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Mild Death.
Don't say 'Death', that just sounds stupid.
This way, any boss has to send you home early, because if they don't, it might progress.
2006-10-04 09:59:14 · answer #8 · answered by Bowzer 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I always say that my dog has twitchybuttitis. You could use that. I bet you could get halfway home before anyone figured it out.
Or leprosy.
2006-10-03 16:27:14 · answer #9 · answered by VLIGER DRAGÖN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ocular Rectosis. That's where you can't see your aÑÅ staying at work any longer.
2006-10-03 16:45:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋