what is a good excuse not to do the washing up?

Question

my housemate is always nagging me to wash up and i'm running low on excuses, help me out please!!!!!

for all you guys who are undoubtably going to tell me to just do the washing up, thats not what this is about. get creative guys, give jonny some good answeres Yahooers!

Good luck!

Answer 1

You're not sure it's a good idea to do the dishes because you have fungus in your nails and you don't want it on other people dishes.

When your roomate asks you to do the dishes tell him/her that you just jacked off and your hand still smells like penis juice.

You can't wash the dishes because you've changed your religion and on certain days of the month, it's sacrilage to do any house work.

According to the law of entrophy everything must go from a state of order to disorder and you're just obeying the law of the universe. If your roomate wants to break the law of the universe - then let the wrath of the universe fall upon him/her.

Answer 2

1. Allergic to dish soap.
2. Hands have some terrible skin condition that you would hate to get on the dishes.
3. Housemate does it sooooooo much better.
4. You are conducting an experiment and cannot wash the dishes for at least one week.
5. It is against your religion.
6. You have just cleaned the toilet and didn't wash your hands.
7. You are practicing for marriage.

Answer 3

lower back pain always is a good excuse

A wound in the finger AND a latex allergy would be ok, but the wound should be there you could go with the fungus mentioned earlier combined with the latex allergy (cause your room mate would give you latex gloves if you mentioned the penis smell or nailfungus)

Or you could be a man and just sday that you think you should not do the dishes and fight it out, do whamshangboo for it.

Answer 4

Stop being lazy and clean up your share. Why should your housemates have to do everything? If you want a maid then go live at home and have your mom do everything for you.

Answer 5

If you really like being stinky and foul smelling, why don't you just move in with others like you. Why torment people who like things that are not rancid ?
There are lots of people who think washing up is optional . . . go live with them.

Answer 6

You have come to the wrong place for sympathy, lame boy. Your housemate should pee on all of your clothes.

Answer 7

In cooking with a wok, you never clean it, so the flavors from your past meals come together and add flavor to your future meals

Answer 8

1) Go to WalMart
2) Buy a shitload of paper plates, cups, and plastic utensils
3) Use 'em for your meals; when your roomies starts bitchin', say, "Hey...I don't use that ****. You do it."

Answer 9

eat on paper plates

Answer 10

EEEWWW Mr. YUK!!!