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Besides takeing her to the vet because it was his finger she ate and now he won't see her. Plus all the other vets have heard about what happened and now they won't see her either!

2006-10-03 08:14:46 · 15 answers · asked by Bob The Blonde 1 in Dining Out Other - Dining Out

15 answers

your dog needs to be put to sleep...

2006-10-03 08:19:36 · answer #1 · answered by im just me.. 3 · 1 1

If the dog ate your "finger," my first question to you is how did your dog get to your "finger"?

Dogs belong with dogs and humans belong with humans.

Are you that desperate?

Your "finger" isn't something to tease an animal with. There's toys for that. Not "toys"; I mean regular toys for normal pet and pet owner relationships.

Go make some friends.

Don't do that stuff with your dog anymore.

Your "finger" will probably go through the dog's digestive system and it'll come out soon enough. Just keep the pressure on what's left of your "finger" in the mean time.

2006-10-03 09:14:35 · answer #2 · answered by Sexual Chocolate 1 · 0 0

Okay this may sound really mean.. but if your dog is eating your vet's fingers doesn't that kind of trigger in your head that your dog is very aggressive and maybe shouldn't be living? This dog is clearly a threat to humans, if it were taken to a humane society they would probably put him down because of his temperment. Wouldn't it be better to invest time into a dog that a vet WILL see? You can trade yours in for one that might see a bad fate and doesn't deserve it. I don't know, maybe this was a one time thing.. but I know I wouldn't go near a dog if i knew he took off a person's finger! I don't blame those vets for liking their hands with 10 fingers!

2006-10-03 08:22:13 · answer #3 · answered by moonshadow385 2 · 2 0

Tell the vet not to give your dog the finger any more.

2006-10-03 13:29:39 · answer #4 · answered by KnowALittleBit 2 · 0 0

okay did your dog literally eat the finger right off the hand like he has no finger anymore??? You are going to get sued. Id get rid of that dog,

2006-10-03 09:42:06 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

I'd like to tell you a story about a guy named Joe and his good friend, John. Every night, Joe has the same bowl of soup for dinner. And every night when he sits at his table to eat his soup, the only utensil he sees next to his soup bowl is a cutting knife. Without anything else to use, Joe has eaten his soup with a cutting knife for his entire life. One day, Joe becomes tired of eating his bowl of soup with a knife, and he calls his good friend, John. Joe says to John, "you know, John, I've got this problem. Every time I sit down to eat my bowl of soup, all I have to eat it with is a cutting knife. I hardly get any soup, and I'm cutting my mouth." John thinks about this for a moment, and then tells Joe to throw away his knife. But Joe says, "how can I do that? If I throw away my knife, I'll have no way of eating my soup. Sure, the knife isn't good for eating soup, but it's better than nothing. I'll starve!" John thinks about this again, and he tells Joe that he won't see the spoon sitting right next to his bowl until he throws away his knife. Now Joe immediately begins to laugh, and he says to John, "do you take me for an idiot? You think I wouldn't know whether there was a spoon next to my own bowl of soup?!" John laughs as well, but tells Joe to trust him and throw away the knife. Joe thinks for a while, and he knows that he is tired of eating soup with a knife, and he's tired of cutting his mouth. Even after putting all his effort into using the knife carefully, Joe knows that he still gets very little soup and occassionally cuts himself. And then Joe thinks about John, and he knows that John is a good friend, and only wants what is best for him. So Joe reluctantly, with some discomfort, and perhaps against better judgment, takes his knife and throws it away. Sure enough, just as John said would happen, a spoon appears to the left of his plate out of nowhere.

2006-10-03 09:12:34 · answer #6 · answered by decoyaryan 3 · 0 1

He's probably hankering for the rest of the hand...Go head..give Rover the rest of Rosie and her four friends to make him feel better

2006-10-03 10:01:38 · answer #7 · answered by Spin 4 · 0 0

feed him a hand, fingers are always too messy for a dog's insides.

2006-10-03 11:22:03 · answer #8 · answered by Henry P 3 · 0 0

take him to a animal hospital and tell THEM that you DONT know what she ate but she is acting really funny. Let them tell you what the damage is

2006-10-03 08:41:03 · answer #9 · answered by charlie21205 2 · 0 1

I would do the hokey pokey. Just a suggestion.

2006-10-03 14:26:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

use spell check next time you post some bogus story about your dog.

2006-10-03 08:31:36 · answer #11 · answered by morgan 5 · 1 1

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