I wear a housedress and apron during the day and a nice nightgown at bedtime. I do my chores and let my husband have his way with me once a week. But not in the butt. Like I said, I'm the typical housewife, so my question is to all the other homemakers out there. Should you put the mayo on the meat or the bread when making a sandwich for your husband. Thanks in advance for your help.
2006-10-03 08:04:54 · 21 answers · asked by elouise54321 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
you know I don't like mayo - you dirty b)*& ! I am tired of you not listening. as punishment, I'll be giving it to you in the but when I get home.
- your husband
2006-10-03 08:35:47 · answer #1 · answered by Crazy dog lady 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put the mayo on the bread and love your husband enough to ASK him to make love to you at least 3 times a week. Don't be a slob just because your home all day. Put something nice on for your husband. It will WOW him and make you feel better about yourself.
2006-10-03 15:12:50 · answer #2 · answered by Angel L 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
who wears an apron during the day. That is kinda weird. But I would get rid of the mayo and go with mustard. Do not let them stick anything in the butt. Got it? Put mustard on the meat.
2006-10-03 15:10:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
From a male prospective we love extra mayo. Put some on the meat and the bread.
2006-10-03 15:10:25 · answer #4 · answered by Rob B 69 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think mayo traditionally goes on the bread.
If that's really your question, why did you mention "let my husband have his way with me once a week. But not in the butt." ???
2006-10-03 15:09:16 · answer #5 · answered by ~Lacey~ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My first thought is that women like you dont exist any more, but I know that they do.
My mom is one and I was one.
Put the mayo on the bread.
I think your question is really more than what you asked, but then when your ready you'll ask what you really want answered as I think you know where to put the mayo.
2006-10-03 15:19:09 · answer #6 · answered by Shalamar Rue 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
On the bread
2006-10-03 15:31:17 · answer #7 · answered by RLS 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!! Wow your life sucks...you need to get out in the real world. Try something different like let him do you in the BUTT!! lOl j/k but for real you need to have some fun hunny!!
2006-10-03 15:08:37 · answer #8 · answered by CMA 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I am a housewife but my husband hates my cooking
2006-10-03 15:46:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hold the mayo or let the meatloaf !!!!
2006-10-03 15:35:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋