Seriously, what is the best pick up line?

Question

If a guy wants to approach a girl in a bar, what would be the best and most effective way to pick her up? Seriously!

Answer 1

The old standby, " You must have a mirror in your pocket because I swear I can see myself in your pants" If they laugh your in..if they don't your still in,,just this time it's trouble ....

Answer 2

You look so familiar to me, haven't we met before? Where are you from? Then introduce yourself and when she says Canada or Boston. You say, "I was there on vacation and I just bet I saw you there. Usually I forget a face but with you that would be impossible. That's how I just know that we have met before.
by this time you are both talking and laughing. Then shut up and let her talk. Also, listen to what she says and respond accordingly the girls say they never listen and so we dump them.
If they are interested they don't care if it is a pickup line, it works.
If they are not interested nothing you say will work.

Answer 3

in many situations in those circumstances I only laugh....i won't be in a position to help it. i'm not attempting to offend whomever is questioning that's going to artwork is barely going to get a laugh and a sarcastic "are you extreme?" look.

Answer 4

Mind if I sit here? You can all so say " you have beautifully eyes" and walk away. She will follow you around like a puppy.

Answer 5

well let me start by telling you a story about myself and a very obnoxious friend, my friend tony was hanging out one night after work and he said how do you do it ? i was not sure what he was talking about he said how the **** do you do it ? you have dates with different frigging women every week what the **** man he said well i explained to him that you cant work on cars all day and go out after work smelling like the local garage greasy sweaty stinky and expect to find a date and you cant use all the profanity you now in one sentence repeatedly !so i took him to a dept store and coached him on the types of clothes and shoes to buy for going out and on friday night after work that week we went out to a hot spot night club in las vegas. when we got there tom was a little nerved wearing the new style of clothes he didnt like the atmosphere and he began to complain and he kept asking me which chick you gonna get with continuiously until i said thats enough tom i will show you how to use a good line to get you in the front door so to speak then its up to you from that point on so we walked over to this table with 2 hot looking females sitting there and tommy was right next to me and i leaned away from the girl that i was going to talk to so she couldnt quite hear what i said but she thought maybe maybe not so tommy is listening and i say to her tickle your *** with a feather, and she says what did you say ! i said we're sure having some very nice weather would you care to dance she said sure and off we went so my tommy is just kinda standing there dumbfounded and the other girl kept eyeing him and so tommy said to himself if that worked for him its gotta work for me so he leans over and says stick a feather in your *** and she replies WHAT DID YOU SAY !!! and tommy says its some really ****** up weather . care to ****** dance she said what! and he replied i said i would like to get in your pants she said yeah i want to dance that was 5 years ago and tommy and stacy are happily married for the better part of 4 and a half years when he asked her to dance he asked in her ear she can hear out of when he said he wanted in her pants he had leaned over to her other side and she cant hear a thing out of that ear isnt he lucky.

Answer 6

If she's short, then the absolute best is, "hey. You're pretty cute for a shortie." ALWAYS.

Answer 7

Hi. Mind if I sit here?

Answer 8

just get a permission to share her table. If she agree, then offer her drink. If she is o.k. then you can take her and share her bed too.

Answer 9

'you are my density'

*stolen from back to the future part 1*

Answer 10

Honesty and sincerity.