... my pet octopus keep dive-bombing my computer keyboard?
Be creative!
2006-10-03 07:31:58 · 13 answers · asked by VLIGER DRAGÖN 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Because he needs to go online and check his ebay account. He is bidding on that blow-up squid doll he's dying to get his tentacles on. The auction ends in ten minutes and he wants to make sure he doesn't get outbid by that damn sea urchin again like he did on the autographed picture of the Little Mermaid.
2006-10-03 07:43:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
He feels that you have inferior appendages. He wants to show you how a real creature types.
Disclaimer: Though octopus's prefer to write with ink, as everyone knows, due to their natural supply of the substance, which it turns out is quite tasty in pasta, the keyboard seems like a natural progression in octo-technology, and many have converted to this form of input. On a side note...as with all evolutionary changes, some rather industrious octopus's around the globe have actually stopped the production of ink, leaving them solely dependent on the keyboard.
2006-10-03 07:41:06 · answer #2 · answered by C P R 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Take it out of the flipping aquarium, your octopus will then leave it alone. It must be a territorial thing.
2006-10-03 07:36:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
maybe he has a lover on the computer and would like to talk to her once in a while and you are hogging the keyboard!!! you are lucky he isn't dive bombing you!!!
2006-10-03 07:34:05 · answer #4 · answered by polarbaby 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
because your fingers smell like Moby Dick after you went to the pisser and the octopus is looking for love in all the wrong places
2006-10-03 07:38:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
because he jsut wants to help u type he sees u been typing a while and thinks it neat and wants a try so give him the keyboard to try
2006-10-03 07:37:10 · answer #6 · answered by Jessica 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Maybe it wants to use the computer and you won't get off of it.
2006-10-03 07:33:39 · answer #7 · answered by kepjr100 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
blame Dr. Spock
2006-10-03 07:42:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
to many hands to keep occupied
2006-10-03 07:34:35 · answer #9 · answered by jody n 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He has seen God and is praising Jesus.
2006-10-03 07:33:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋