2006-10-03 07:06:50 · 15 answers · asked by Ms. Roxie 2 in Pets ➔ Other - Pets
Yes, this can be done.
Ferrets have no numerical ability (they come from a line of pampered mammalian ancestors, and thus never had to count their pennies).
They do have keen senses, though, so you can train them to recognise common body language signals which indicate deceit, e.g. constant fidgeting, sweaty palms, or touching the face.
Any or all of these, as a stimulus, can be used to trigger a vicious attack by your pets, and I have saved a lot of money this way.
I also carry a stack of apology letters with me, just in case.
My last one went:
'Dear Ms Smith,
I am sorry about the recent ferret attack triggered by your constant fidgeting, sweaty palms and touching your face.
I now accept that, at the time, you were in heroin withdrawal, the temperature outside was 37 degrees, and you were touching your face in order to pull the other ferret off your nose.'
Well, these things happen.
2006-10-03 11:19:57 · answer #1 · answered by Bowzer 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Althought the ferret idea sounds like fun, it may be impractical.
I notice your avitar has dark glasses. If you are suffering from a visual imparement, then its just plain mean for the shopkeepers to short change you.
If you are blind, why not try the obvious solution of a guide weasel. There increased size of a weasel may prove handy in case you find that shopkeepers have anticipated you whole ferret plan.
Best of Luck
Raoul
2006-10-03 07:25:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I believe it was Shizus that were originally bred for something similar in ancient china. The small dogs would stay on the long sleeves of the emperors, In china it was an offence to put your hand out to an emperor and the dogs were trained to bite and hand that came too close. this is why this breed of dog is so snappy.
2006-10-03 13:06:10 · answer #3 · answered by Aquila 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Watch Di Nero in Taxi Driver.
2006-10-03 07:08:56 · answer #4 · answered by Harriet 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Possibly.
2006-10-03 07:13:49 · answer #5 · answered by Answerer 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-08 07:43:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
teach them to bite over enthusiastic traffic wardens instead or those people that hit you in the ankles with there shopping trolly's or people that shoot into the parking space that you've been sitting there waiting for
2006-10-03 11:45:12 · answer #7 · answered by teenylollypopuk 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1st....you get one of those fake hands with a sleeve on it and put pennies in its hands, so when the ferrets see that, they race outta your sleeves and "attack" the hand with the pennies. Then you say something like "attack the cheater" and that should do it. Sheesh.......
2006-10-03 07:18:50 · answer #8 · answered by Tippy's Mom 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why don't you just bite them instead. It would save you hours of training time, and you wouldn't have to carry ferrets with you everywhere.
2006-10-03 07:14:41 · answer #9 · answered by tsopolly 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
No idea, but let us know if you find a solution.
2006-10-03 07:19:23 · answer #10 · answered by debzc 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋