2006-10-03 06:58:09 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
and i feel like crap, because my period just started
2006-10-03 07:02:05 · answer #1 · answered by sweetkas_69 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Here I sit, broken hearted.
Brand new pants and I just sharted.
Surely they will take them back
and put them on the sale rack.
Maybe I should ignore the stink
And just go to work, what d'ya think?
I'll ride the bus and sit near a baby.
It will be a good cover for me, maybe.
I'll get to work and run really fast
To the elevator, I made it at last!
I'll ask everyone inside "who just farted?"
Another good cover for someone who sharted!
I'll run to my office stay there for the day.
And hope my boss in his office will stay.
I'll run from the building and get back to my house.
And slip inside as quiet as a mouse.
I'll change my pants and take a shower.
No more will I have to cower.
I'll have a drink to lighten my heart.
And come up with a plan on how not to shart.
2006-10-03 07:28:20 · answer #2 · answered by newgirlnow 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here I sit, broken hearted, right at the time my life had started
2006-10-03 07:12:41 · answer #3 · answered by dyingatwork 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here I sit, broken hearted, Lonely and sad like when I started
2006-10-03 07:01:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Here i sit broken hearted ,the love of my life and i just parted,i tried to fix it, atleast i started,but shes one smart hoe i couldv'e never outsmarted.She found out i cheated i don't know what to do, i guess i'll go back to the strip club i found her at ,and find someone new.
2006-10-03 07:11:51 · answer #5 · answered by mommyofsix 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Here I sit, broken hearted, my honey left me 'cause I farted!
2006-10-03 07:00:43 · answer #6 · answered by The Nana of Nana's 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's an old joke that ends with "ran 6 blocks and only farted."
2006-10-03 07:02:18 · answer #7 · answered by phoenixheat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
while eating lunch with my Mother, my true love farted. Now my Mother and my tryue love have parted, goodness, how I wish this had never started!
2006-10-03 07:00:52 · answer #8 · answered by housemouse62451 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The path of cliche before this? Uncharted.
2006-10-03 07:05:30 · answer #9 · answered by Joan McBitch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
here I sit all broken hearted,,tried to S#&%@ but only farted, those who hear these word of wit, eat those little balls of S*%$#
2006-10-03 07:01:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I tried to finish what I've just started.
2006-10-03 07:01:10 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋