who loves dane cook and what is your favorite line.?

Answer 1

I do!!! I do!!!
Quotes: ... I have a new saying, what I see in vegas, I am telling everybody ...

-“[An example: People want to be remembered for great things, such as contributing to humanity, he says. Not him.] I saw a young boy eating an ice cream cone, ... I smashed it in his face. You know that kid is going to remember me when he's 50.”

-You know what I hate, the one thing I hated growing up more than anything else. I hated being tickled. Tickling is the worst. 'Cause it started off fun - right haha lets tickle - start out fun - ended horribly. Didn't it always escalate the same way first you be like "Hahahahaa, COME ON! Hahahaha, I CAN'T BREATHE! I CAN'T BREATHE! CUT IT OUT! STOP IT! I'M GONNA THROW UP!" And they couldn't stop they were like, "Hahaha, I DON"T CARE!" I had to punch my grandmother in the chest to get her off me.

We love violence in this country, we love violence. We all have those little violent tendencies. I know you're like me, when you see someone walking down the street in a Superman tee shirt, you just want to shoot them in the chest. And when they start to bleed go, "I guess not." Don't wear the shirt. Wear a shirt that says, "I bleed if you shoot me in the chest plate" and I will not shoot you in the chest plate, Superbleeder. Haha I called him Superbleeder.

Answer 2

Dane Cook is one of the funniest guys out there.. But I like Russel Peters Better..

Dane Cook Fav Lines: "The Pickles" , "Suck My Back" and "Can i get the Spaghetti Basket".

Answer 3

Dane Cook use to be one of the funniest, hes a terrible hack artist now. I recently saw his HBO stand-up, It felt forced and the timing of his jokes were off the mark. It astounds me as to why he is so popular. If you want to laugh then I would suggest you watch stand up from Mitch Hedberg, Dave Atell, Chapelle, Jim Norton, or Carlin(all of which are way better than Cook).

Answer 4

Not I.

Answer 5

BAMF..... hands down......