There is a substantial rumor going about that Howard Dean is dying of TERMINAL CONSTIPATION and is SO FULL of unexcreted poop that the FBI has placed him on a suicide-bomber-risk watch list !!!
You know Howie--failed surgeon, former governor of New Hamster (or wherever), self-destructed presidential hopeful and current chairman of the National Communism Party of the USA.
Here're some pictures that add credence to the rumors:
http://www.sfgate.com/c/pictures/2005/06/08/mn_howard-dean146_pg.jpg
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.cbsnews.com/images/2006/07/28/image5f4ce508-0133-425b-a037-cd449d50ac92.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/07/28/ap/politics/mainD8J4OA100.shtml&h=341&w=512&sz=29&hl=en&start=97&tbnid=mdX_QIUD-QQbgM:&tbnh=85&tbnw=128&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dhoward%2Bdean%26start%3D80%26ndsp%3D20%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26sa%3DN
Please REVIEW the PIX and then see if you don't agree that the poor man is obviously in a strain !!
2006-10-03 05:55:56 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Government
If he's not constipated my account is, find out what's up or should I start all over. Pretty fetchy responses to your q. sorry to invade, night. Will delete and again lose point in the morning. Ciao
2006-10-03 10:26:51 · answer #1 · answered by lin 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I'm quite shocked! I figured he wouldn't have a problem like that considering the way he's always running off at the mouth!
EEEEAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
He DOES look a little distressed. OK......... a lot.
Have a great day!!!
2006-10-03 15:02:53 · answer #2 · answered by Coo coo achoo 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I have and Bush has terminal cronyism, while Rummy has terminal confusedism, and Cheney has a large stick up his butt.
2006-10-03 13:05:51 · answer #3 · answered by doggiebike 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Let me guess, you are from the great cultural center of Texas?
New Hampshire is one of the original 13 colonies you dumb fool, RESPECT IT.
2006-10-03 13:04:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
OK, regardless of your political persuasion, it is tacky to joke about people dying just because you don't agree with them.
2006-10-03 13:00:25 · answer #5 · answered by ItsJustMe 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Is that what passes for humor where you live, or political commentary?
2006-10-03 13:18:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You are silly.
2006-10-03 13:23:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's one way to put it........
2006-10-03 14:51:01 · answer #8 · answered by bereal1 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋