2006-10-03 05:42:29 · 12 answers · asked by hog4ubaby 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
You can borrow my dog if you like!! He is good at catching them and can jump about 6 feet in the air too, so you get a canine acrobatics display at the same time!!
2006-10-03 05:47:37 · answer #1 · answered by Rae 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take hold of it by it's left, front leg. Then run at your office window as fast as you can, crashing through.
On your way down, make sure it is under you before you hit the pavement.
This should be painful as hell!
Slightly less painful for you, but just as deadly for the fly would be for you to swat it with your forhead. This works best if the fly lands on a hard surface. If you try swatting it in the air, it won't be nearly painful enough for you.
2006-10-03 06:04:56 · answer #2 · answered by Vince M 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Flies are so fragile that you will probably kill it by any torture method you choose.
I suppose you could poison it some how. Maybe that would prolong your sadistic enjoyment.
Or you could try trapping it under the lid of a photocopier and scanning it to death. Repeated exposure of the bright light would be pretty anoying for such a small animal.
Best of Luck
Special Raoul
2006-10-03 05:47:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A big black fly in your orifice eh! Animal farm springs to mind there dear.could have been worse,could have been that poor chicken or the little piggy.If i was you i wouldn't broadcast your weekend job to much,people can get rather funny with certain peoples odd enjoyments
2006-10-03 06:22:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Elastic bands on a ruler, and aim it like a gun...splat they cant move in time, makes a nice mess too.
2006-10-03 05:46:19 · answer #5 · answered by Mr Tinkles 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Catch it on some food then when you have it, pull its wings off and throw it out in the parking lot!
2006-10-03 05:45:36 · answer #6 · answered by ₦âħí»€G 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Aerosol hairspray and a lighter. Be careful not to blow yourself up though, or the pain may be yours. (Just keep the flame from creeping back up the hairspray spray into the can -- short bursts are safest, I think. Otherwise... well, just be careful).
2006-10-03 05:45:31 · answer #7 · answered by Shibi 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
when i read your question i was drinking some ice tea and i choked on it laughing. i think that you should spray Windex on it and slow it down, then whack it with something. that's what i do and it works every time.
2006-10-03 05:47:16 · answer #8 · answered by bumblebee 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I am sure some sadistic kids would pull its wings and burn it alive.
2006-10-03 05:48:48 · answer #9 · answered by toietmoi 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
3 words hairspay,wings,window. wha ha ha.
2006-10-03 05:45:04 · answer #10 · answered by siany warny 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋