Superman's had a hard week of fighting crime in Metropolis and is ready for some fun. So Friday afternoon, he looks up his pals Batman and Spiderman to see if they're up for going on the prowl that evening. Both turn him down on account of prior commitments, and Superman is pretty ticked. As he's flying around the stratosphere letting off steam, he spots Wonder Woman lying on her back stark naked sunbathing on the beach.
"Hey," he thinks, "I'm Superman and I don't need those two clowns to have a good time. I can just fly down there at the speed of light, catch a quickie, and fly away before she knows what happened."
So, Superman zips down, takes advantage of the situation and flies away at the speed of light.
Wonder Woman says, "What the hell was that?"
The Invisible Man says, "I don't know but it hurt like hell."
2006-10-03 05:42:15 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
OMG- haha that was great!!!
2006-10-03 06:06:57 · answer #1 · answered by amandan0218 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oldie but a goody. Before I read the details to your question I though you were going to make the joke about falling onto someone else repeatedly. When I think about this joke it still isn't an accident, it's just not exactly what Superman thought he was getting.
2006-10-03 12:49:13 · answer #2 · answered by haiku_katie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wish I knew where you got these from, they are soooo good, and I haven't heard them before, which makes a change. PMSL
2006-10-03 12:45:23 · answer #3 · answered by Lyn I 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol! That's a good one. To answer your question, yes sex can happen by accident.
2006-10-03 12:44:52 · answer #4 · answered by UVRay 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha....you know I've heard this one before,but just as funny as the first time!!
2006-10-03 12:51:28 · answer #5 · answered by Amber R 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep,yep
2006-10-03 12:48:26 · answer #6 · answered by E.B. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
highly Amusing
2006-10-03 12:47:45 · answer #7 · answered by Ichi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Most definitely.
2006-10-03 12:44:29 · answer #8 · answered by newgirlnow 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one... and no I don't think it can happen by accident except in this case.
2006-10-03 12:46:29 · answer #9 · answered by Lorie S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you posting the same jokes in a different category?
nope, another old joke.
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2006-10-03 12:43:59 · answer #10 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's a classic, but still funny as hell. :)
2006-10-03 13:14:44 · answer #11 · answered by T.G. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋