Do you ever pay attention when you fart? If so, what have you learned?

Answer 1

that there is a very fine line between a fart and a shart and if you're not careful, you'll cross that line

(shart = a fart when you mess your pants)

Answer 2

The first answer you got is freakin' hilarious....I can't say that I've really learned anything from my farts....I guess not to push them out, just to let them flow.....farts are fun!

Answer 3

I've learned, it's better out then in. Have you ever held one and it creeped back in, that doesn't feel too good. And if your gas smells bad, it might mean you need to eat more healthy food, or have a bow movement.

Answer 4

Baked Beans or Chili, when consumed with beer is an explosive combination.

Answer 5

that if you need a s h i t dont try and fart

Answer 6

the hot ones STINK! the loud ones are usually non stinkers.

dont push to hard you might shart.

and watch what you eat. you might be sleeping alone that night HAHAH

Answer 7

I've learned that I just might me lactose intolerant! lol

Answer 8

Yes.

A. Either make sure no one is in the room (in case it smells) or:

B. Try to do it around your kids or dog, so you can blame them!

Answer 9

Yes,It told me little Timmy was trapped in a well.

Answer 10

i'm so broke i cant afford to pay attention

Answer 11

That I walk away really fast from the stinky ones. . . .and blame it on someone else!!!!!!!!