2006-10-03 03:57:12 · 14 answers · asked by Naddo 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Get a bag of pot and put in his desk. Call the law and turn him in and you can get a promotion.
2006-10-03 04:14:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well there are plenty of things you can do that would be the most awesome revenge... but I will tell you a few things that would be great for this type of thing.
1)Put hard boiled and peeled eggs into his desk.
2)This will take 2 people and a little time to do this one... (But, oh is it worth it!) Find out if he owns his car, and do it like this... say, "I have been thinking of getting a car, who do you go through and are they good?" If he owns it, well this plan is foiled, but if not, then check this out. You need to write down the name of his finance company, and keep it somewhere at home. This is where the someone else comes into play. Have them call about a week or two after your conversation with him... just enough time to get your asking out of his head. That person is to make up a name and is to say they are from that finance company and that the payments are three months late. Have them explain that a repossesion agent will be coming to get the car within the hour and say that if there are any personal items in the car, they are needed to be gotten out. WA LA... freaked out boss... AND you LET him get his stuff out, before you tell him the gig. He he.
I dont think I need to go on, as this one is WONDERFUL and has worked in the past PERFECTLY for a friend of mine who was always getting pranked by his boss.
Good luck to you, and beware, trying to get revenge will start a major game in where you should be expecting anything in return!
Hugs and have fun with this!
2006-10-03 11:21:12 · answer #2 · answered by Cutelilminxy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hang a sign over his office door,that says watch out for stinky,then when he comes out everyone let a big one
2006-10-03 11:06:18 · answer #3 · answered by staggerlee1944 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Either you wait for karma to come back and get him or you handle it yourself and eat a whole buch of crap and walk by him and let a big one out and keep talking to him about something like nothing happened and when you leave let a couple more out.
2006-10-03 11:01:06 · answer #4 · answered by chitarra12 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
EEEWWW. Just kidding. That made me laugh though. Maybe replace the sugar for his coffee with salt. That one always makes me laugh and tastes awful. Almost as awful as someone cutting one LOL!!!
2006-10-03 11:01:09 · answer #5 · answered by buggaboo 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
grab a can of air freshener and start spraying where he left it and then end spraying in his office. Tell him you were just trying to eliminate bad odor in the workplace!!!
2006-10-03 13:09:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No hope, dude. It's your BOSS. His whims control your food supply. All you can do is return the favor.
2006-10-03 10:59:21 · answer #7 · answered by Bitsie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put his calculator in a jello mold.
2006-10-03 11:07:54 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wait til he falls asleep at his desk and draw a mustache on him!!!
2006-10-03 11:00:17 · answer #9 · answered by Cap'n Donna 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Holy crap that is really sick of him?!?!
I would put something in his coffee,or drink.
2006-10-03 11:03:47 · answer #10 · answered by E.B. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋