2006-10-03 01:39:27 · 4 answers · asked by Grinner5000 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Celebrities
Yes it is true, but very few people are aware how it came to be withered in the first place. Because the little hand and the little foot are both on the same side, he was weighed down on one side and walked wonky. The Quasimodo effect was strong enough to scare off all the laydeeez and so he realised his testicles might never get a willing audience ever again. Since there was nothing left to lose, he pickled his left testicle in balsamic vinegar (that's posh vinegar to you ;-), to even out the weight imbalance. He now walks evenly and entices a reasonable bevy of laydeeez to his shed, from which they inevitably reemerge at a somewhat faster pace, screaming at the pitch of an adolescent hyena
2006-10-03 04:02:34 · answer #1 · answered by comradelouise 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My favourite joke of all time...
Jeremy Beedle has a tiny co ck
but on the other hand it is massive
2006-10-03 01:41:49 · answer #2 · answered by Ichi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
his foot is a funny foot ice cream and his bollock is like a withered wallnut and he keeps it in a jar and takes it everywhere with him , dont tell no-one though !
2006-10-03 03:36:41 · answer #3 · answered by senoirpob 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know, that is a tough one!
2006-10-03 04:26:07 · answer #4 · answered by Tony M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋