The doors are now closed and the postman is just about to come!
This is so embarissing!
The only thing I have is this laptop which hardly covers my breasts
What should I do!?
OMG there is bus full of tourists coming in the direction of my
house!
What should I do?
People this is serious!
2006-10-03 00:01:34 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
go ound with the hat make some money and men happy
2006-10-03 00:11:25 · answer #1 · answered by stephen d 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1) Pose - make like you're doing live art. The tourists might give you a few quid.
2) Hide round the corner of the house, hit the postman with a brick or something, steal his clothes and the mail and continue on his round as the new postwoman. Go home later like you've been out all day and get a locksmith to get you back in your house.
3) Get one of the tourist's camera and take some photos, post them up here and let us all have a look.
4) Post your address so I can come and oggle you - er I mean help you. Have sex with me in gratitude.
5) Hide until they've all gone and break back into your house.
6) Email a friend who lives nearby to bring you something to wear and then figure out how to get back in.
2006-10-03 07:09:54 · answer #2 · answered by lickintonight 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did u go out 2 the garden naked with your laptop..suspicious
2006-10-03 07:05:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a couple of leaves and flowers to cover the vital areas. Get your post man to pose as your Adam. You'll get loads of tourists throwing money at your feet.
2006-10-03 07:04:34 · answer #4 · answered by citrusy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Make yourself a "Eve" costume and have fun. After all your in the garden.
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2006-10-03 07:03:47 · answer #5 · answered by jaredsmommy2004 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no, I don't think so, what is more serious is why you would walk outside naked in the first place with only your laptop and let the doors close and lock behind you
2006-10-03 07:05:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Weren't you the same person who was locked out of the house a few weeks ago with nothing but your laptop? Geez, you seem to have the worst luck....
2006-10-03 07:03:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
find a nice place to laydown,and ask all the men near you enjoy you one by one.untill then i think the door will be open and the last man will take you inside and be with you all night .
Ha ha
2006-10-03 07:11:55 · answer #8 · answered by thr_isp 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry to say that i don't belive you. for the reason that you are online, who in the right mind will go outside naked unless you are at a nudist beach.
2006-10-03 07:07:57 · answer #9 · answered by dmncprkr 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why are you naked in the first place and why are you telling us about it???
2006-10-03 07:03:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋