2006-10-02 23:00:14 · 12 answers · asked by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
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Let me count the ways:
1.) It's easy to find him.
2.) Everyone tries to get shiny stuff, but this guy is unique.
3.) Rubber ducks squeak and they're cute (i'm tired... can you tell yet?)
4.) He obviously has a sense of humour
5.) You'll always know where he is since he squeaks. So if he ever cheats on you or something, you could be like "I KNOW IT WAS YOU, YOU WERE SQUEAKING ALL NIGHT".
2006-10-03 01:39:07 · answer #1 · answered by falzalnz 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It means he's been around the shire a few times. He's got experience...the shiny knight's are just for show. He's not afraid to go into battle to slay a dragon or two, fight evil trolls and goblins, go on holy quests, or rescue a fair maiden now and again. He's your ordinary workaday knight...he might not get all the glory, but he gets the job done.
2006-10-03 08:19:55 · answer #2 · answered by gotalife 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The squeaky armor gets greased.
2006-10-03 07:05:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I prefer my knight in shining underwear, but I can see the appeal of squeaky armour; it's used a bit, worn around the edges, rugged :)
2006-10-03 06:05:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
peeerrr-lease lady...
Us ENGLISH knights, (or as it is correctly pronounced Ker-***-hits) would never be seen dead in squeaky armour - image is everything, what self-respecting dragon slayer would turn up in rusty gear?
I don't know what kind of ship you are running over there in the United States of Armenia (or whatever your country is called) but you had better shape up
2006-10-03 06:07:48 · answer #5 · answered by Ichi 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lets hope he doesn't get I'chy underneath all that heavy chain mail!...
2006-10-03 06:05:55 · answer #6 · answered by CC...x 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because you can hear him coming and he needs no polishing.
Just stand him in the corner when you are done with him until the next time you need him.....lol
2006-10-03 14:44:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It demonstrates that his sword has left his sheath at least once.
2006-10-03 06:38:55 · answer #8 · answered by LORD Z 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He's easier to find in the dark.
2006-10-03 06:04:50 · answer #9 · answered by patchcat92 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he's a well broken in knight
2006-10-03 06:03:25 · answer #10 · answered by rx8 slotcar 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋