What's your top 3 worst kinds of death you can imagine?

Question

Mine are:
1. Getting eaten alive by sharks. (Don't tell me they're not evil - look at the eyes!!)
2. Slowly crushed and suffocated in a tunnel collapse. (Great Escape anyone?)
3. Falling into a swimming pool full of Madagascan Hissing Cockroaches (could happen).

The worst / best 3 get the points... come on really freak me out!

Mike hahaha! That's brilliant... of course, you're joking... right?

Well everyone, you have safety restored my faith in the fact that most people on the Web are demented freaks, well done, I'm very proud of you all. There were some shockingly good answers and I'd love to give you all 10 points however...

Answer 1

3) Being slowly sandpapered, hour after hour, day after day.
2) Being trapped in a metal box, just large enough to contain your body, with an air supply so you don't suffocate too soon, but where the temperature rises by 0.5 degrees C an hour, thus slowly baking you while the Cheeky Girls sing a song about your impending death on continuous loop.
1) Being repeatedly anally raped in a glass tank in front of an audience (including your entire family and all your friends), each rapist pulling out and ejaculating into the glass tank until eventually drowning in semen/ haemorraging from the anus/ dehydrating (whichever happens first).

Answer 2

1. Getting eaten by a great white shark in a swimming pool (where you would least expect it right) after it has circled you for an hour or so.
2. Being hunted down by dogs
3. Waking up after being buried alive only to slowly suffocate

Answer 3

Staked out face down on a bed of Bamboo shoots. As they grow they will slowly pierce your body, and eventually come out the other side. 50 should do the trick.
A sharp red hot poker up the nostrils and straight on through the brain, slowly of course.
Remove all four limbs, and both eyes. Place victim in a sealed container containing rats and maggots.

Answer 4

1. Staked out in the desert, eyes sewn open, orifices sewn shut, hungry creepy crawlers en route and no defense....you see them coming, they love eye juice, first & foremost....then on to the rest of the body.....

2. The earth wiped out by plague, you're immune....the land covered, as far as the eye can see, with corpses, the smell abominable....
you and Hannibal Lector the only survivors and he's craving a human pop.

3. Caged and partially paralyzed, fed by I.V., surrounded by gawkers seeking the choicest tidbits of me....used for body parts, one bit at a time for the local "Cannibals R Us" restaurant. First a hand, an ear, then a toe......

Answer 5

3. Swallowing Paraquat (old ICI fertilizer) - Every bodily function lets go, supposed to be very painfull - antidote, eating soil but effects would have very little impact - Verdict: death

2. Large hydrofloric acid burn - attacks the calcium in your bones antidotes Calcium cream and calcium injections against the bone but nothing down for you - Verdict: Horrible death

1. Phenol burn (about the size of a 50p piece) - Sorry, try and keep your eyes open for the Grim reaper, cos he's coming!

Anyone fancy a job in the Chemical industry??

Answer 6

1:Being trapped in a burning building no one to rescue me Paul Newman not around and ending up frazzeled alive!
2: Drowning like on the Titanic with no Jack to save me.
3: Being tortured like in the film Marathon Man.

Answer 7

1. Drowning, with someone holding you down.
2. Being crushed between a car and a tree and knowing that all the fireman, police and paramedics cannot move it or you die but your dying slowly anyway.
3. being tortured by some sicko with a rusty knife, knowing you cannot say good bye to the people you love.

Answer 8

1. Trapped in a room with no light no food no water no way out and Cliffs Richards greatest hits playing in the back ground.
2. Any terminal illness you know its gunna happen you just have to wait.
3. Having each one of my hairs plucked from my body then having a cheese grater take of my skin to reveal the flesh then killer wasps and giant maggots eating me while watching Bambi

Answer 9

1. Cancer
2. Drowning
3. Burning

Answer 10

1. Murdered
2. Fire
3. Drowning