Thanx for all your efforts ppl, but I'm still bored?!!?

Answer 1

If you know u r bored then I guess you also know how to overcome it . Keep ur self occupied . There is always something to do or know . Stop pitying yourself and help yourself first before seeking it from others . Jump around, dance , watch TV, cook , eat or worse sleep . Save yourself .

Answer 2

Volunteer to do stuff for other people.

Go through your wardrobe, check if you have worn something in the last couple of years if not, send to a charity shop or put it in the recycle bin. Look at whats left, can you mix and match the items to create more than one outfit?

Start thinking about your Christmas list, are there any presents you or cards you could make for friends and family, eg making up a 2007 calendar with photos of them or that you have taken?

Is there something you have always wanted to do? eg take a hot air ballon ride, check the web for that thing, is it close to you will you have to save up for it..... if you need to save, why not make up a fund box and put all your spare change into it.

Is there a friend or family member you haven't been in touch with and keep meaning to. Then call them now, have a drink by the phone and sit comfortable and have a nice long chat.... or better still go visit them.

Hope these suggestions help and give you some ideas

Answer 3

Here you go, this one always works. Write a story. It doesn't have to be good or funny or even really make sense. It is entirely YOUR story. George Clooney can be your next door neighbor, who inherits his 18 month old neice when his only brother dies in a plane crash overseas. He's a busy business man, you step in to help...

OR

You are in the wrong place at the wrong time and find a document. A document 3 governments and the mafia are all killing to get their hands on. Who do you trust, where do you go? How do you get out of this? Laura Croft beware!

OR

You are a young restaraunteur. You have just opened your own tiny bistro in NY or SF or Miami (wherever), 10 tables and 3 staff. But food to die for thanks to your skills... and then?

Come on... YOU are your own CRUISE DIRECTOR ... get off your butt and make your day/life/existence interesting - everybody else is really busy working on their own!!! =)

Good Luck!

Jen

Answer 4

I'm bored too, very bored!!! I'm bored for having to look for job, bored for the routine of life, bored for making a living, bored for getting old and earning for retirement, bored for everything!!! I think we have to live with boredom and find interest within the bored living!!! God bless!!!

Answer 5

Ok but boredom strikes us all but can you tell me one thing? Why did you spend all this time building your house of cards only to let the ppl that mean the most see so little of the person you share online?

Answer 6

If you're bored it may be that you're only thinking of yourself and not of others. My grandmother taught me eons ago that helping others (I volunteer at a retirement community in their ceramics classes, help homeless people pick out free food once a week, for example) broadens your horizons and takes you out of yourself and into the world.

If others have tried to help you and you're "still bored," you may just enjoy complaining?

Answer 7

Go for a walk, do some exercise, call a friend you have been meaning to talk to. Do anything and you'll soon find you're not bored

Answer 8

A man went to a hardware store and bought a bucket and an anvil. He stopped by the livestock dealer and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. Now his problem was how to carry them all. He hit upon an idea: He’d put the anvil in the bucket, carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in his other hand. When he was on his way, a little old lady approached him and asked for directions. “Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane?” the lady asked. “Well, as a matter of fact, I live at 1616 Mockingbird Lane. Let’s take the short cut and go down this alley. We’ll be there in no time,” the man answered. The little old lady looked him over cautiously then said: “I am a widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get in the alley you won’t hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and ravish me?” The man said: “Holy smokes, lady! I am carrying a bucket, an anvil, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?” The lady said: “Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the anvil on top of the bucket, and I’ll hold the chickens.”



A city lawyer went duck hunting in a rural town. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer’s paddock on the other side of a

fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer walked up to him and asked what he was doing. The lawyer responded, “I shot a duck and it fell in this field, and now I’m going to retrieve it.” The old farmer replied, “This is my property, and you are not coming over here.” “I am one of the best trial attorneys in the country and if you don’t let me get that duck I’ll sue you and take everything you own,”

boasted the lawyer. The old farmer smiled. “Apparently, you don’t know how we do things up here. We settle small disagreements like this with the Three Kick Rule.” “What’s that?” the lawyer asked. “Well, first I kick you three times and then you kick me three times, and so on, back and forth, until someone gives up.” The attorney thought about it and figured he could take the old codger. So he agreed. The old farmer walked up to the city feller and kicked him in the groin and dropped him to his knees. His second kick nearly ripped the man’s nose off his face. The third kick almost knocked the lawyer out of his wits. The lawyer slowly got to his feet and said, “Okay, you old coot—now it’s my turn.” The old farmer smiled and said, “Nah, I give up. You can have the duck.”


A boy wanted to skip kindergarten so he could join the third graders. His teacher, shocked, took him to the principal’s office. The teacher and the principal decided to ask the boy a couple of questions as a test. “What is 3 x 3?” the principal asks. “9,” the boy answers. “What is 6 x 6?” the principal asks again. “36,” the boy answers.” The principal looks at the teacher and tells her, “I think he can go to the third-grade.” “Wait, let me ask him some more questions,” the teacher insists. The principal agrees. “What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?” the teacher asks. The principal’s eyes opened wide in horror. “Coconut,” the boy answers. “What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?” the teacher continues. The principal can’t believe his ears. “Bubblegum,” the boy replies. “You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do,” the teacher goes on. “Tent,” the boy answers. “I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.” “Arrow,” the boy answers. “Damn it, put him in the sixth grade,” the principal interrupts. “I got all your questions wrong myself!”


There lived a woman who had a maddening passion for baked beans. Unfortunately, they made her pass so much gas each time.

Baked Beans So when she met the man she would marry, she made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans.

Some months after her wedding, her car broke down on the way home from work. She called her husband and told him she would be late because she had to walk home.

On her way, she stopped at a diner, and before she knew it, she had consumed three large orders of baked beans. All the way home she farted, and upon arriving home she felt sure she could control it.

Her husband seemed excited to see her and said, "Darling, I have a surprise for dinner tonight." He then blindfolded her and led her to her chair at the table.

She seated herself and as he was about to remove the blindfold from his wife, the telephone rang.

He made her promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned, then went to answer the telephone.

While her husband was out of the room she seized the opportunity, shifting her weight to one leg and letting it rip. I was loud, and smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk. She shifted to the other cheek and ripped three more, which reminded her of cooked cabbage. She went on like this for another 10 minutes!

When her husband's call ended, she fanned the air a few more times with her napkin. He removed the blindfold, and she saw 12 dinner guests seated around the table to wish her a "Happy Birthday!"

Answer 9

Life is boring because it is peaceful. Make a splash, but don't get surprised when the drama hits hard.

Answer 10

Bore in my office soaring my love
Time wave geting surf your thoughts have piled up
The summer, winter, spring are all in my same day
I love to be boring, I found you always