if you coulf ask president bush one question?

Question

and he would answer honestly, what would you ask him?

also, if you have any...
some catchy song lines breifly covering your least favorite thing the administration is doing/did.

Answer 1

Are the aliens on our side?

http://blog.360.yahoo.com/blog-pOypG0szd7Pv_X1rQxw_4qCWpA--?cq=1&p=120

The Ballad of Juan

"Come and listen to my story 'bout a man named Juan,
a poor mexican, barely kept his fam'ly fed.
Then one day he was chasing' down some food,
and up from the ground come a cannabis plant
weed that is, refer gold, Texas toot.
Well the first thing you know ol' Juan’s a millionaire.
The kinfolk said, Juan, move away from there.
They said, Californy is the place you oughta be,
so they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly,
Hills that is, swimmin' pools, movie stars.
Ol' Juan bought a mansion, lawdy it was swank,
next-door neighbor was pres'dent of the bank.
Lotsa folks objected, but the banker found no fault,
'cause ol' Juans's millions was a-layin' in the vault,
cash that is, capital gains, mordida money.
Well now it's time to say goodbye to Juan and all his kin,
they would like to thank you folks for kindly droppin' in.
You're all invited back next week to this locality,
to have a heapin' helpin' of their hospitality,
illegally that is, set a spell, take your shoes off,
y'all come back now, ya hear?"

Answer 2

I heard you found a new religion, that's got nothing to do with God. They're politically correct, a liberated little sect, a self appointed tolerance squad. You say that you've been enlightened, and the problem lies with people like me. You say that you're tolerant and open minded, well here's your chance to prove it to me. Tolerate this; I believe in marriage between a woman and a man, I believe in driving the biggest car I can, a good old fashioned spanking is necessary not cruel. You're preaching tolerance to me while you're standing there shaking your fist? Tolerate this; you claim to be so accepting, but all you do is yell at people like me, up in my face, invading my space, telling me what I should believe. And when it comes to religion, Christianity tops your hit list. You say you're tolerant, well here's your chance to put your money where your mouth is. Tolerate this; I believe in Jesus, and prayer in public school. I believe that evolution makes a monkey out of you. I don't believe in separation of church and state. Tolerate this; I own a Smith and Wesson and a shotgun too, I think the founding fathers wouldn't have tolerated you. I think that global warming is just a bunch of crap. Take a look in the mirror next time you're pitching a fit and tolerate this.

Answer 3

I'd ask = Why do you think you can accomplish in 4 years what's been impossible for anyone else to do in over 2,000 years? The Arabs have been fighting with each other since long before Christ was ever born, and when they're not fighting among themselves, they invade other countries to fight with. Just let them slit their own throats and drink their oil for breakfast until they're all dead. If an Arab country bombs/destroys a building in the US, we bomb/destroy one of their cities, we ain't a bad assed country, but bad asses should know not to mess with us.

You don't tug on Superman's cape,
You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger,
And you don't go into a war that you know you ain't gonna win.

Answer 4

How soon does he plan to withdraw our troops from Iraq?

I like the anti-war songs from the 60s. They are still appropriate, unfortunately.

Blowin' in the Wind - Dylan
War
Give Peace A Chance - Lennon

Answer 5

Why don't you ever stick it to Congress and repeatedly veto their ridiculous spending bills which have increased government spending by record levels over the last 5 years?

Answer 6

If he were to answer truthfully, I would like to know his real reasons for invading Iraq. Idiot Son of an Asshole is a pretty catchy tune.

Answer 7

Knowing what you know now...

Would you describe your life, as a political leader, as a rewarding experience? One that has been worth all the ridicule, and constant attacks against your moral character?

Answer 8

What was your real motivation for invading Iraq?

Masters of War

by Bob Dylan

the entire song

Answer 9

Does he really believe that Islam is a peaceful religion?

Answer 10

i like this question. my question might want to be "Why have you ever performed the great disservice to u.s. of u.s. through dishonest you way into presidency, mendacity,and incompetently dealing with the job?"