2006-10-02 16:07:09 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets ➔ Fish
No, let the baker's dark chocolate lab run through the livestock, have the swordfish spear a chicken, then you can have a chocolate chicken & fish bake. I'll bring the chocolate tequilas.
2006-10-02 16:53:34 · answer #1 · answered by tikitiki 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't be concerned. This is perfectly normal behavior in the adolescent Red-bellied Swordfish and will disappear as he matures. If the presence of half-eaten carcasses in your front yard is disturbing, simply lead him to the spot where you would prefer that he dump the carrion.
After sixty or eighty repetitions, he'll eventually get the idea. (Reinforcement in the form of a small 10 pound sledge hammer up top the head is often helpful.) That, or else you will have crinkled his cranium to the point where he couldn't nab the neighbor's Nubian goat if he tried.
Hope that helps.
2006-10-02 23:25:50 · answer #2 · answered by Wolfeblayde 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, let your swordfish take a stab at the neighbors livestock.
2006-10-02 23:09:25 · answer #3 · answered by eastcoastdebra 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, don't put him down.. That's so sad.. Is he hurting them? Watch him for some time, and see if he is hurting them. He might just be playing around. If he hurts them then just take him out and put him into a seperate tank/fish bowl.
2006-10-02 23:13:51 · answer #4 · answered by girl123 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just amputate his front saw. Or place a net so when the naughty critter tries that again he gets stuck and drowns.
..Or better yet, wake up from your great dream. ;)
2006-10-02 23:14:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
no, let him be a swordfish, it would hurt too much
2006-10-02 23:09:04 · answer #6 · answered by me 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey if he aint molesting them then let him go just watch out he might use that long sword on you in some place you dont want
2006-10-02 23:37:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just hang him on the wall until he says I'm sorry.
2006-10-02 23:14:44 · answer #8 · answered by Papa John 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, then have it for dinner with a little tarter sauce.
2006-10-02 23:12:11 · answer #9 · answered by Just me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Isnt there a leash law in your state?
2006-10-02 23:09:20 · answer #10 · answered by Amanda D 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋