2006-10-02 14:27:53 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
Idiots... I'm talking about the one Bender is telling before he falls through the ceiling. What are you new... you act like you have never even seen the Breakfast Club... are you like 25 or what... grow up and come back to answer when you are at least 26... sheeesh
2006-10-02 14:38:37 · update #1
"A naked blond walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a two foot salami under the other. She lays the poodle on the table. Bartender says: "I suppose you won't be needing a drink." The naked lady says..."
Judd Nelson has stated in interviews that he ad-libbed the joke, it has no punchline. He was supposed to come up with something which would end with "forgot my pencil", which is what he says after he falls through the roof.
I've actually come up with a punchline for you-
Bartender says, "I suppose you won't be needing a drink," The blonde says, "No, but my poodle will have a 7+8." Bartender says, "Lady, I've heard of 7+7, but what's a 7+8?"
Blonde says, "18!"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(added 10-04)
I assume since you typed "idiotS" and there are only two answers here, you're including me as an "idiot". However, the quote I placed at the beginning of my answer IS the joke Bender is telling himself as he crawls through the ceiling and falls into the library.
By the way- the other answer about the "hot beef injection" is also a quote from the Breakfast Club, when Bender is talking to Andrew Clark and asking him about Claire.
Perhaps someone needs to watch the movie again?
As far as growing up and answering when I'm 26- well, that was almost 10 years ago. I saw the Breakfast Club in the theatre. How old were you when it came out?
2006-10-02 14:35:19 · answer #1 · answered by the_dude 4 · 8⤊ 1⤋
Breakfast Club Quotes Bender
2016-11-16 17:26:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A naked lady walks into a bar carrying a poodle in one hand and a three foot salami in the other...
Bartender says "well I guess you won't be needing a drink"...
Naked lady says "I got these for my husband"
Bartender says "GOOD TRADE !"
2013-12-31 13:50:28 · answer #3 · answered by James Almasy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OH SH!t! I forgot my pencil.....
That s the punchline! Watch the movie again people.
2015-07-30 19:11:00 · answer #4 · answered by scott 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I certainly DO need a drink after what happened.
So what happened?
My boyfriend & I were about to make love but then he said he was going to pound his ***** with his giant sausage so I grabbed them both and ran out of there,
2014-05-17 13:11:19 · answer #5 · answered by USPSAGunner 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think the answer the naked lady says is no ****, thats why its funny cause he falls through the roof and says ohhh **** .
2016-03-27 02:45:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
did you slip her the hot beef injection?
2006-10-02 14:31:34 · answer #7 · answered by tracytracyspikes 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋