What is your favorite joke?
2006-10-02 13:53:03 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Comics & Animation
Not my favorite, but I like it:
3 kids went to the circus and they ended up in court before a judge. The judge asked the first kid, "What's your name?" "Billy!" "What did you do, Billy?" "I threw peanuts in the elephant pen." "Oh, that's not so bad, you're free to go." The judge asked the second boy, "What's your name?" "Johnny!" "What did you do, Johnny?" "I threw peanuts in the elephant pen." "Well, that's not so bad, you can leave." The judge asked the third boy, "What's your name?" "Peanuts!"
2006-10-02 15:07:51 · answer #1 · answered by Display Name 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A joke my 7 yr old told me..Where do sailors go to the bathroom on a ship? the poop deck
2006-10-04 17:48:04 · answer #2 · answered by psychomomof5girls 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it's kinda lame, and i think it's actually a riddle. but whatever.
A man rode into a town on Thursday, stayed 3 days and left on Thursday. How is it possible?
His horse's name is Thursday!!!
2006-10-02 22:54:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
A guy was playing golf one day and he got lost. He saw a lady up
ahead of him and went to her and said, "Can you please help me, I don't know what hole I'm on".
" She told him "You are one hole behind me. I'm on 7; you're on 6."
He thanked her & continued playing golf. Later he got lost again. He saw the same lady and went to her again kind of embarrassed.
"I'm sorry to bother you again but I'm lost again, can you please
tell me what hole I'm on."
Lady: "You are one hole behind me. I'm on 14; you are on 13."
Again he thanked her and continued playing golf.
When he finished he saw her in the clubhouse. He went up to her
and asked if he could buy her a drink for helping him out. She accepted.
As they were drinking & talking he asked her what she did for a
living.
"I'm in sales."
He replied, "no kidding so am I. What do you sell?"
Lady: "It's too embarrassing to tell."
But after he kept pleading to know what she sold she said she'd tell him if he promised not to laugh. He promised.
Lady: "I sell WHISPER (Sanitary Napkins)."
He immediately fell to the floor laughing hysterically.
Lady: "You promised you wouldn't laugh."
He replied, "I'm sorry, but I couldn't help it. I sell toilet paper...
I'm still one hole behind you."
2006-10-04 12:26:35 · answer #4 · answered by giko 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Two blonde's walk into a building, you think one of them would have seen it.
2006-10-06 19:01:26 · answer #5 · answered by rje316 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
dont have one
2006-10-02 21:23:52 · answer #6 · answered by Kat 2 · 0⤊ 4⤋
poop
2006-10-04 00:14:07 · answer #7 · answered by Amy Lynn 2 · 0⤊ 5⤋