2006-10-02 13:36:22 · 5 answers · asked by Alice Chaos 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Sorry, I've done the roach thing already...
2006-10-02 14:24:20 · update #1
As you step up and release your bowling ball, it transforms into a giant lidless eyeball, and goes all the way down for a perfect strike.
Your celebrations are interrupted by your arrest by two gigantic bowling pins, who take you into a darkened room. Seated on the interrogator's chair is the giant eyeball.
'You cheated', he announces. 'I was looking all the time I was rolling, and saw the pins. Can you deny this? Do I have an eyelid?'
A passing flamingo, on cue, holds up a sign which says 'Bwa Ha Ha', then disappears.
They read further charges. Cruelty. Surveillance camera footage of your previous trips to the bowling alley is played to you. A series of agonised screams has been dubbed over, every time a pin falls.
The eyeball swivels on its chair and says:
'This is flimsy evidence. I have no idea why you pleaded guilty.'
His henchmen begin to dress you as a giant bowling pin.
2006-10-08 08:44:41 · answer #1 · answered by Bowzer 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
imagine that the shoe rental counter is actually a front for a evil intelligence agency looming over you shoulder to see if you having any subversive thoughts while bowling, the snack bar has special additives in your nachos and soda to make sure your teling the truth and the mic to talk to the front desk is always on
2006-10-08 03:28:25 · answer #2 · answered by Tom H 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dress as a bowling pin
2006-10-06 18:16:14 · answer #3 · answered by Math geek 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Turn into a bug wearing bowling shoes?
2006-10-02 13:38:28 · answer #4 · answered by Isis 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You could metamorphize into a giant cockroach.
2006-10-02 13:38:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋