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I've always imagined it must be the ultimate sucking sensation.

2006-10-02 13:27:54 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health Men's Health

Holy ****. Thanks for the warnings. Saved me from doing something real stupid.

2006-10-02 18:02:55 · update #1

11 answers

"DON'T DO IT!" I worked for a hospital, and I have seen almost everything. The out come of this happening to one of the patients, was devastating. It changed him from a rooster to hen, in one just a matter of seconds!

2006-10-02 13:35:06 · answer #1 · answered by smplyme132 5 · 0 0

damn, im thinking you may get reported for asking this question. Havent you always heard the stories about a guy placing his member somewhere it didn't belong normally and getting it stuck?? don't do this unless you plan on being embarrased when the EMT's show up to free it.

My guy friend got a key chain stuck on his, and let me tell you, he will NEVER do it again

2006-10-02 13:33:04 · answer #2 · answered by bobbie21brady 5 · 1 0

That would depend entirely upon whether or not the vaccum is on or off. If it's off have a great time, otherwise that time will be short and painful, so I hear.

2006-10-02 13:39:23 · answer #3 · answered by the_green_grass_horse 3 · 2 0

From tales I've heard, the next idiot to try that will be the next case in Emergency.

2006-10-02 13:34:24 · answer #4 · answered by potterlike 2 · 1 0

this is just too funny, but dangerous, it could burst your blood vessels in your penis, not incliding whats inside the hose its self

2006-10-02 13:47:20 · answer #5 · answered by Alan S 3 · 1 0

No, it is not safe...it can damage the blood vessels and cause infection....if you damage too many vessels then you may experiance erectile dysfunction before your time.

2006-10-02 13:32:26 · answer #6 · answered by Sue 1 · 2 0

Be very careful. If you hear a thoomp thoomp, you may realize you just became a eunich.

2006-10-02 14:44:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Here's a general rule before I go for any erotic activity. "Should something go wrong, how would I explain this to a doctor?"

2006-10-02 13:29:49 · answer #8 · answered by alwaysmoose 7 · 3 0

don't be stupid! you'd be lucky if you didn't get it stuck in there. that'd be an embarrassing story to tell the EMT's and not to mention your parents!!

2006-10-02 13:49:18 · answer #9 · answered by ally 3 · 1 0

Very very NOT safe...

2006-10-02 21:11:36 · answer #10 · answered by Sotong 2 · 1 0

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