He talks to Little RRH and finds out where grandma lives and how to get in. Then he runs there quickly, gets in, eats grandma and wears her pyjamas. (By the way, how did he do THAT? Did he first ask grandma to undress before eating her up??! Yuk) Then he waits in bed for LRRH to arrive and eats her up.
Now wouldn't it have been much more efficient to eat up the little girl, even rest a little and THEN stroll over to granma's house to eat her up??!
Just asking
2006-10-02 11:35:47 · 11 answers · asked by A R 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
It is widely known that wolves are generally a dog of mystery. They enjoy proving they are the king of puzzles. This particular wolf would have found it far too boring to just gobble up his prey. He was also a chronic cross-dresser. Because wolves generally do not wear clothes and he would seem far to conspicuous going into a clothing store to try on the lastest in flannel trends, he knew this would be his best opportunity. He was also very interested in the works of Shakespear and Edgar Allan Poe. His theatrical expertise drew him to this wild deception. Rather a perverse thrill, really. But we should be asking ourselves the really intriguing question... what was this little girl really doing by herself in a forest talking to strange carnivorous beasts?
2006-10-02 12:22:32 · answer #1 · answered by girl_lost_without_compass 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Little Red Riding Hood is a fairy tale created intended for the kids. If the wolf has eaten her first in the woods, that will be the end of story and I don't think Grandma will have a special appearance in the story as well. Well, at least there was this danger-rescue thing that spiced up the story in the end. You can read the story from the website I have attached for your perusal. Goodluck!
2006-10-10 16:45:31 · answer #2 · answered by ~Charmed Flor~ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In the story a woodsman hears LRRH screaming for help,runs to her aid kills the wolf and slits it open and out pops Grandma,ALIVE
2006-10-02 21:54:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Of course, if Little Red Riding Hood died first, then there is no story entitled the LRRH.
2006-10-08 06:34:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! =))
well maybe if he ate LRRH first and went to Grandma's house, he would get a cramp or sumthing, and if he went slowly, then sumone would notice that he's fatter than fat joe and would shoot him down or sumthing.
2006-10-02 18:45:46 · answer #5 · answered by cloouvgeh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because that's no fun. The wolf wanted to decieve Little Red, and then see the expression on her face when she realizes that he ate her granny
2006-10-03 21:41:34 · answer #6 · answered by tjmunch 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
who said he wante to eat RRH, maybe he had other plans
2006-10-07 23:18:04 · answer #7 · answered by Luis 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Please refer to the Movie HOOD-WINKED. the will clear the entire LRRH/BBW issue up very nicely
2006-10-10 00:50:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
bad guys never do what makes the most sence. that's why we shouldn't talk to strangers.
2006-10-10 15:26:40 · answer #9 · answered by weebles 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes it would but then there would be no story.
2006-10-07 15:28:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋