Twisted lyrics? My husband thought Mr Mister were singing....?

Question

Baby, don't understand why we can't just hop along into each other's pants. You got any good ones?

Answer 1

with a roof rack over your head....Bob Marley
(with a roof right over your head)

Answer 2

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Answer 3

yeah....lol! I used to think that that line in Van Morrison's Brown Eyed Girl was 'goin' down on the old man with the transister radio'....Pervy...LOL Didn't learn the real lines til I was in Uni and my boyfriend at the time heard me singing it, looked at me like I was an idiot and corrected me....Also, just recently was listening to Bowling for Soup and singing along in the bath, when my husband came in and told me that the lyric was 'She's the girl all the bad guys want'....Not, 'She's the girl on the fat guy's lawn' as I had previously believed.

Answer 4

Still on the subject of Bob Marley - Hopalong Soldier!

Answer 5

This isn't strictly a misheard lyric but my Mum couldn't think of the Pussycat Dolls song title, Don'tcha so she said: "you know, that one that goes, don't you wish your girlfriend was a tart like me" I had to tell her that she hadn't got it quite right. LOL

Answer 6

My mum thought the song.... 'Its just, a little crush' was

'Its just, a piece of fluff', and I caught her singing it while dusting, completely in her element giving it loads, I thought it was hilarious!

Answer 7

everyone's gone to Dunoon (jonathan king) moon.

spare him his life from this one sausagee (queen b/rhapsody)

Answer 8

Clarity isn't a job requirement for singers the way it was in Bing Crosby's day. This is for the best--nobody wants to see rock stars sent back to school for remedial elocution classes. You may have trouble understanding a vocalist because he or she is omitting minor details like vowels and consonants. Some singers are more proficient at this slurring than others, which is why I am pleased to honor the twelve members of the Misheard Lyrics Hall of Fame: Kurt Cobain, Bob Dylan, Jack Ely, John Fogerty, Chrissie Hynde, Mick Jagger, Elton John, Steve Miller, Stevie Nicks, Gavin Rossdale, Michael Stipe, and Eddie Vedder. Take a bow, fellas. Talk amongst yourselves--let us know if you need a translator.


Kurt Cobain

Nirvana, "All Apologies"
Wrong lyric: Found my nasty salt
Right lyric: Found my nest of salt

Nirvana, "Smells Like Teen Spirit"
Wrong lyric: I'm blotto and bravado/I'm a scarecrow and a Beatle
Right lyric: A mulatto, an albino/A mosquito, my libido


Bob Dylan

"Blowin' in the Wind"
Wrong lyric: The ants are my friend, they're blowin' in the wind
Right lyric: The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind

"Lay Lady Lay"
Wrong lyric: Lady Elaine, lay across my big brass bed
Right lyric: Lay lady lay, lay across my big brass bed


Jack Ely

The Kingsmen, "Louie Louie"
Wrong lyric: I shoot a wad into her hair
Right lyric: I smell the rose in her hair

The Kingsmen, "Louie Louie"
Wrong lyric: Tell her I'll never lay her again
Right lyric: I tell her I never leave again


John Fogerty

Creedence Clearwater Revival, "Bad Moon Rising"
Wrong lyric: There's a bathroom on the right
Right lyric: There's a bad moon on the rise

Creedence Clearwater Revival, "Fortunate Son"
Wrong lyric: I got no fortune in Guam
Right lyric: I ain't no fortunate son


Chrissie Hynde

The Pretenders, "Brass in Pocket"
Wrong lyric: Gonna use my sausage
Right lyric: Gonna use my sidestep

The Pretenders, "Middle of the Road"
Wrong lyric: I'm not the cat I used to be/I've got a can of thirty-three babies
Right lyric: I've got a kid, I'm thirty-three, baby


Mick Jagger

The Rolling Stones, "Beast of Burden"
Wrong lyric: I'll never leave your pizza burning
Right lyric: I'll never be your beast of burden

The Rolling Stones, "Paint It, Black"
Wrong lyric: I see a Renoir and I want to paint it black
Right lyric: I see a red door and I want to paint it black


Elton John

"Bennie and the Jets"
Wrong: She's got electric boobs, her mom has two
Right: She's got electric boots and mohair shoes

"Rocket Man"
Wrong lyric: Rocket man, burning up the trees on every lawn
Right lyric: Rocket man, burning out his fuse up here alone

"Tiny Dancer"
Wrong lyric: Hold me closer, Tony Danza
Right lyric: Hold me closer, tiny dancer


Steve Miller

Steve Miller Band, "Jet Airliner"
Wrong lyric: We don't chat at a lighthouse
Right lyric: Big ol' jet airliner

Steve Miller Band, "Jungle Love"
Wrong lyric: Chug-a-lug, strawberry man
Right lyric: Jungle love is drivin' me mad


Stevie Nicks

"Edge of Seventeen"
Wrong lyric: Just like the one-winged dog
Right lyric: Just like the white-winged dove

"Stand Back"
Wrong lyric: Stamp Act
Right lyric: Stand back


Gavin Rossdale
Bush, "Glycerine"
Wrong lyric: Batman watergun
Right lyric: Bad moon wine again

Bush, "Everything Zen"
Wrong lyric: There's no sex in Ohio/There's no sex in Rhode Island
Right lyric: There's no sex in your violence/There's no sex in your violence


Michael Stipe
R.E.M., "Man on the Moon"
Wrong lyric: Edith was troubled by a horrible ***
Right lyric: Egypt was troubled by the horrible asp

R.E.M., "What's the Frequency, Kenneth?"
Wrong lyric: You wore a skirt made of cream cheese
Right lyric: You wore a shirt of violent green


Eddie Vedder

Pearl Jam, "Glorified G"
Wrong lyric: Forty-five versions of a pelican
Right lyric: Glorified version of a pellet gun

Pearl Jam, "Jeremy"
Wrong lyric: Laymen yell, "Oh son!"
Right lyric: Lemon-yellow sun
It's a hard egg -- Bonnie Tyler,
It's A Heartache

Sweet dreams are made of cheese -- The Eurythmics,
Sweet dreams are made of this

Wake up I might sit on you -- George Harrison,
I've got my mind set on you

We are the Mormons -- Asia,
Heat of the moment

Sherry don't like it/Rock the catbox -- from The Clash's "Rock the Casbah" is really
Sharif don't like it/Rock the casbah

Mice aroma -- The Knack,
My Sharona

Take your pants down and make it happen -- Irene Cara's "Flashdance", of course it's really
Take your passion and make it happen

Gotta leave it all behind and take a cruise -- from Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody" is really
gotta leave....and face the truth

Baking carrot biscuits -- Bachman-Turner Overdrive,
Taking care of business

I am a rock, I am an onion -- Simon and Garfunkel, of course,
I am a rock, I am an island

Only the lonely get laid -- the Motels,
Only the lonely can play (where are these people's brains?)

We are ancient Sophocles from REM's "Orange Crush" is really
We are agents of the free.

Weenie skin, you and me from REM's "Cuyahoga", is really
We knee-skinned, you and me

Tell me a jawbreaker,
Only in Jamaica,
Calmly celebrate her from REM's "Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite", is really
Call me when you try to wake her

Whoa! Nipsey Russell! from B-52s,
Roam if you want to

These are the good times/Are you straight or bi? from Chic,
These are the good times/Our new state of mind

Olives have feelings -- from the Go-go's
Our lips are sealed

Last night I dreamt of some bagels -- from Madonna's "La Isla Bonita", is really
Last night I dreamt of San Pedro

She ripped up her douche in the middle of the night
Wrapped up like a douche/Another ***** in the night from Manfred Mann's Earth Band's "Blinded By the Light" is really
Revved up like deuce/Another runner in the night
Reach into your room, whoa, to feel your genitals from Elton John's "Sad Songs Say So Much",
Reach into your room, whoa, to feel your gentle touch