2006-10-02 10:07:46 · 28 answers · asked by mrbops1 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Combine both for the following:
Hare Krishna chants with "God Save the Queen" accompanied by air horn.
Thump wall, start chainsaw and play "Ride of the Valkyries" at full blast
or
Get a loudhailer, set off your smoke alarm, direct sound at floor/wall. If anyone says anything hey you're just making toast.
or
Wait until it's all died down, they are recovering, play your pre-recorded muslim faithful prayer. They can get an ASBO you only practicing your beliefs!
Finally,
Do morris dancing on the laminate but instead of the gentle silver bells, use the sound from Big Ben
2006-10-02 10:37:04 · answer #1 · answered by Giordino 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't go there. Keep a diary of dates and times for a couple of weeks then contact the noise abatement officer of the council. He should have a meter to measure the noise to see if that constitutes a nuisance in itself but even if the noise level is not sufficiently high the time and frequency may be enough to make him take some action
2006-10-02 10:11:40 · answer #2 · answered by Maid Angela 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I used to have a downstairs neighbour that played his music top volume at night so, knowing he slept all day, I turned my speakers to the floor, turned my reggae music on repeat at top volume and left for work. It didnt stop his nonsense but it was nice to think that he was not getting to sleep either.
Why not put the birdie song or something really bad like that on repeat? Nothing is worse than the same song over and over.
2006-10-02 22:30:10 · answer #3 · answered by Catwhiskers 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Buy a drum. Position it against their wall. Strike it very hard, repeatedly, at random intervals. Punctuate the beats periodically with elephant impressions and honking noises, and from time to time, slap a herring against the wall. Keep it up for about an hour. You'll have a great time, while they'll go out of their mind wondering what the hell it is.
2006-10-02 10:23:19 · answer #4 · answered by FrozenCamel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The most annoying "music" I've ever heard is the two-album set from Lou Reed called "Metal Machine Music".
That being said, please realize if you're going to try and "fight fire with fire", chances are your battle is simply going to escalate into something a lot more serious and exacerbated. I seriously doubt your noise neighbors are going to "learn" anything from you responding in kind - except that you're one noisy, annoying pain of a neighbor.
I suggest you try to talk to them about it in a very non-threatening, friendly, NEIGHBORLY way.
Best to you.
2006-10-02 10:11:34 · answer #5 · answered by Timothy W 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Anything Brittney Spears. Ugh!
2006-10-02 10:09:09 · answer #6 · answered by Steph 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heavy metal, full blast at 7 am in the morning just about the time they are getting their heads down from disturbing others all night, get the biggest speakers you can get your hands on and crank it up and blast the pests out of their bed.
2006-10-02 11:00:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The birdy Song, anything by Cliff Richard. You could put Cliff Richards greatest hits on CD and then put it on repeat, turn it up full then go out for the day!
2006-10-02 10:11:57 · answer #8 · answered by chelle0980 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a monotonous beat. some sort of loud thumping bass tecno music., this will go on and on an on , with barely a change and no words. Sounds like someone is just banging on the wall..
2006-10-02 10:11:36 · answer #9 · answered by Appy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Chicken Song...or Agadoo!!
2006-10-02 10:10:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋