Everytime I go to the toilet I always think that a giant crocodile will jump out and bite my ....
anybody has a same problem?
2006-10-02 09:31:46 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
This is a sexual fantasy - you actually want to be had - not sure why you have decided on a crocodile - but the fact that it is on the toilet when you have this - when your bottom is exposed - suggests to me that there is deep-seated sexual repression in your life. If you are with a man - maybe he's not fulfilling your needs or as I suspect your needs aren't being met at all - and you can't get them met - because you frightened of men for some reason - just can't work out why it's a crocodile - have you ever been bitten by some aquatic creature in the past ?
2006-10-02 09:36:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
No. You have issues. The croc is an imaginary metaphor for your sad life trying to bite you in the ***.Next time stay away from the cheese. The toilet is your computer connected to Yahoo Answers which you seem to spend all your life on. Seek help or get your bits eaten off by crocs.
2006-10-02 09:36:02 · answer #2 · answered by Raide UK 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's weird? I keep having this dream that I am in a toilet looking at this huge *** that I have to eat to get out. The weirdest part is that I have a pair of alligator boots. Coincidence huh?
2006-10-02 09:35:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, I'm the crocodile you are waiting !
Do not remove your underwear in the toilet .
2006-10-02 09:35:38 · answer #4 · answered by ® Espresso ® 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you live inland, all you have to do is keep telling yourself that crocs inhabit only specific area of the world, that those areas are far from you, and that you're perfectly safe from their attack. What ever you do, though, try and keep your mind off the fact that a gators live damn near anywhere and one of them may still bite your . . . .
2006-10-02 09:39:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nope sorry, you have to get over that though you have to use the toilet, so go pet a real crocodile somewhere
2006-10-02 09:34:00 · answer #6 · answered by ann.natalie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry to hear that you are scared to go to the bathroom, just think about it before you go, How can a giant croc get in the small hole of the toliet? and keep telling yourself that there is no way that it can and mabe that will help, i wish you luck.
2006-10-02 09:35:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe u are afraid of what u cant see.Maybe crocidiles in toilets not the most normal thing but being afraid of what u cant see is normal.
2006-10-02 09:34:57 · answer #8 · answered by Erin G 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, I'd like to help but I'm too busy fighting off this monster that lives under my bed.
2006-10-02 09:53:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope
2006-10-02 09:32:48 · answer #10 · answered by WendyD1999 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋