2006-10-02 09:13:25 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I learned never to fry bacon in the nude in Business School, which I dropped out of in 1999.
However I once smeared a nude Kevin Bacon with Crisco so that he could shimmy down a well and save the child of a hog farmer.
2006-10-02 10:33:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes - frying bacon in the nude, on crutches, with a broken leg.
I did this in 1992 - on a closed spiral fracture of the right fibula. It was only day 2 on the crutches & I wasn't very co-ordinated & it wasn't a full cast - just a back-slab. So I kept reaching for the spatula, slipping off a crutch, foot on floor - bone rubbing on bone, hit the spatula splashing fat everywhere.
I ate ham instead, after that.
2006-10-02 16:25:28 · answer #2 · answered by dryheatdave 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
There is not one thing that comes to mind that is better.
I like bacon and I like being nude!
Rum Shots with the bacon will be the best!
2006-10-02 16:17:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes when you are frying bacon in the nude and it hits ur private parts and sizzles!
2006-10-02 16:18:24 · answer #4 · answered by always thinkin 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes....frying bacon in the nude with the shades open.
2006-10-02 16:15:59 · answer #5 · answered by TropicalSun 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
the only thing more excilarating is trying to kill the pig in the nude without a gun or knife
(which is very hard and messy i might add)
2006-10-02 16:19:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
eating the whole pound of bacon in bed after sex and then passing out while your heart labors to keep you alive??
2006-10-02 18:40:11 · answer #7 · answered by turtle girl 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
if Hugh Laurie was the one doing the frying, I'd be all over that
2006-10-02 19:00:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Doing it in Islamabad, Pakistan would be even more exhilarating.
Disclaimer: Doing that could lead to being decapitated.
2006-10-02 16:15:14 · answer #9 · answered by I'm alive .. still 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ooohh someone is a mind reader I see.
2006-10-02 16:16:00 · answer #10 · answered by E.B. 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋