Even though it is a well known fact that socks go missing and its a mystery to everyone.
Are Yahoo the sock theives? Or does the Yahoo company own a brand of washing machines? Is Yahoo related to God? Plz help still not in the know.
2006-10-02 08:09:34 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
I don't know but I think it's a 'socking' conspiracy.
tee hee hee
(I'm easily amused.)
2006-10-02 08:17:50 · answer #1 · answered by Shadow 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This was answered in the hitch hikers guide to the galaxy,
"Socks come from a magical little world called Sockia. You can visit that magical little place (very scenic in the wintertime, I must say) by crawling through your dryer at anytime. But first you have to get inside, close the door and put it on. I assure you, its completely safe. Sue me if I'm wrong."
"When Socks Run Away
Sometimes socks and their owners just don't get along. Sometimes your sock thinks you are an incredibly boring person and wants to die rather than see your ugly face ever again. Sometimes socks just need some time apart from their mates. Whatever the reason, you will find that sometimes a sock does not come back from the dark depths of the dryer. This happens all the time, so don't panic! Usually one sock stays behind. I know this is a hard thing to grasp, and hopefully you can cope. Don't worry."
2006-10-02 15:22:24 · answer #2 · answered by strawman 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Socks are stolen by the one footed horney toed goblins who live in the outflow pipe of your washing machine. They are generally fairly harmless creatures, but it isn't the warmest place to live and they do get a cold foot at night. Also their toe nails grow at an alarming rate ( I blame the chemicals in your washing powder) and so they need new socks. Although technically it's stealing - I suppose- they do guard against the unruly trolls who really do mess up your wash cycle and so i guess it is cheap at half the price. Just buy extra socks and say thank you occassionally.
2006-10-02 16:22:19 · answer #3 · answered by Frufrubella (fairy princess) 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's simple, the socks are eaten by the sock monster, this monster eats socks and produces tea towels as a by-product, whether yahoo are involved in breeding sock monsters I don't know
2006-10-02 15:21:00 · answer #4 · answered by esprit de montagne 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because sock questions like socks tend to get lost, silly.
2006-10-02 15:12:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wonder, I wonder.
I suppose that everyone are simply ticked off about losing socks.
I haven't lost a single sock in my entire lifetime. Seriously.
It's the same reason people lose just about anything. If it's small, and you need two of it to work, one is sure to get lost. Life's irony biting you in the ***, that's all.
2006-10-02 20:30:32 · answer #6 · answered by Nicole 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Socks go on feet, feet are of great interest to foot fetishes, foot fetish is usually associated with sex.
Therefore, socks = peverted sex!!!
2006-10-02 19:10:03 · answer #7 · answered by uronutter 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you loose your socks because the are falling behind the
dryer or along side of it when you take them out ,
just pull the dryer out a LITTLE & see , but be careful !
2006-10-02 15:17:05 · answer #8 · answered by start 6-22-06 summer time Mom 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have no idea, but i have also had 2 questions removed which were totally correct and within the TOU
2006-10-02 16:15:59 · answer #9 · answered by jas 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd better answer this quick before it gets removed. They're a bit of a law unto themselves I think!
2006-10-02 15:12:05 · answer #10 · answered by mistral23 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋