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I gave my new pet octopus a crab for a pet because he looked lonely. Now I can't find the crab. Where did he go?

2006-10-02 08:02:11 · 17 answers · asked by VLIGER DRAGÖN 6 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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You left your door unlocked at night and my monkeys pet seal went and took it.

I apologize, i will teach that monkey to be responsable with his pet seal.
But he is so abusive since i dressed him in armor and gave him a sword. Plus he tuaght himself to talk so evry time i get home from work i have to fight him.

oh well.

sorry again.

2006-10-02 08:10:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Ooops. Didn't you know that some octupi are magic, and can made a crab vanish ? Take the magic wand away as a punishment.

2006-10-02 15:05:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The crab is hiding under the sand, come on guy, you should know these things

2006-10-02 16:36:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

maybe he went for a walk....don't worry he'll be back unless he found a nice female crab.

2006-10-02 15:04:20 · answer #4 · answered by malteser*_* 4 · 0 0

the octopus ate him dude!

2006-10-02 15:03:33 · answer #5 · answered by bobbie21brady 5 · 0 0

Well there better not be any monsters under my bed tonight, I'd hate to have to torch one with my flamethrower!

2006-10-02 15:03:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

sorry to tell u this your pet ate it. you pet must of been really hungry.

2006-10-02 15:21:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Sounds like the pu$$y GOT crabby! ;-/

2006-10-02 15:06:22 · answer #8 · answered by Di 5 · 0 0

Look somewhere in the washroom.

2006-10-02 15:05:41 · answer #9 · answered by X-Woman 5 · 0 0

maybe your octopus was hungry!

2006-10-02 15:03:22 · answer #10 · answered by Devi 3 · 0 0

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