Those birds are really geting on my nerves.
They are only capable of shiting on your car and all over the town.
Stupid birds...
2006-10-02 06:17:51 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
starlette-I know exactly what they think when they see me and my car;they think like :'Oh what a lovely brand new car,common guys lets ****!'
2006-10-02 06:25:57 · update #1
notyochic-yes,perhaps God will send me back as a pidgeon but if he does I'll go and find you and **** on you.
2006-10-02 06:36:31 · update #2
Yeah. Flying rats! I blasted one with my truck the other day. I didn't even feel sorry for the little bugger. It's hard to scrub the blood and feathers off though!
2006-10-02 06:20:44 · answer #1 · answered by denverbroncos1973 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The answer to the original question is that you have also described traffic warden's. However pigeons are gods creations!! therefore look around the Internet, you will find recipes for almost all of gods creatures (and plants for good measure). Personally I like pigeon pate which includes Whisky, Bacon, Double cream and pigeon breast.
Oh! and Fava beans and a nice Chianti.
Sorry about the misspelling, I believe in cod not god
2006-10-02 07:53:41 · answer #2 · answered by Brian R 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If only you knew what sad people were out there who worship these birds. When they are transported they are automatically fed and watered and they have people sleep with them in the trailer. When you meet the people who have them that's all they can talk about. Believe me I know as I have just had to prepare aload of work for them. Talk about sad people believe it or not some of these birds are worth more than your car. Sorry Hun
2006-10-02 08:58:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
i hate the poxy stinking vermin...i have to wash my car every day because of them...we have wood pigeons everywhere...even them scrags that live under railway embankments...they must just target our cars then sh*t all over it...there's nothing we can do other then poison the buggers, but it's catching them, even the seagulls have a go when the tide is in, they fly over our house an do their sh*tting from a great height...grrrr
2006-10-02 06:51:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes i hate pigeons. They are flying rats and serve no purpose on this earth, unless its to s*** everywhere and piss people off while they scavenge around bins eating bits of meat and god knows what else. Im so glad you asked this question!
2006-10-02 07:29:06 · answer #5 · answered by sam d 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I HATE PIGEONS!!!!! There is a whole bunch of them that live in the eaves of my next door neighbor's house and they poop all over my pretty new car! My b/f won't let me get out the bb gun and shoot 'em,big meanie!!!
2006-10-02 06:29:55 · answer #6 · answered by Terri R 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh come on you just wanted to brag about your new car lollllllll nothing to do with the pigeons, well okay congratulations the car is gorgeous :-)
2006-10-02 07:21:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes!!! I hate pigeons....they have evil orange eyes. And they walk funny. They scare me...
2006-10-02 06:31:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
they're not that bad, just watch where you park.
or put down bread and baking powder. its an evil thing to do though, cruel and heartless and completly illegal. plus very messy, wouldn't recommend it (a lot harder to clean off your car)
2006-10-02 06:22:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
They need to be culled more often and the meat should be sent to poor countries who don't have a lot of food,they taste ok.
2006-10-02 06:26:34 · answer #10 · answered by MANC & PROUD 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋