i am looking for an off color halloween costume but can't get any ideas. does anyone have any? steve irwin??
2006-10-02 06:14:11 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Other - Holidays
Go as a condom it looks real funny... http://www.holidayblogging.com/2006/09/17/funny-costume/
2006-10-03 04:47:01 · answer #1 · answered by newmomma 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay, I have 10 very off colour ideas. I’ll start off with the obvious and then more into the more creative.
1. A pregnant nun – which would be funny to do even if you’re a guy.
2. A priest with boys underwear sticking out of his pocket – subtle but good. Also works if you dress as a Boy Scout leader or Michael Jackson.
3. Hitler - obviously
4. Bin Laden - obviously. You could also include someone as Bush and act like best of friends all night long.
5. Yes, Steve Irwin with the sting ray would be good, but I have a feeling a lot of people are going to be sporting that look this year. It would be funny if you got someone else to go as the sting ray and then have them attack you at some point in the evening.
6. You and someone else could get creative and go as burning World Trade towers. That would be very off colour! You’d probably make enemies for life.
7. An oldie but a goodie - OJ Simpson in golf attire with Nicole Simpson’s bleeding severed head (or perhaps entire corps) hanging out of a golf club bag.
8. Similar to the second idea, I once saw someone dressed as a priest but he stuck a Cabbage Patch Kid facing in against his dink, for the ol' underage fellatio effect – hilarious! Again, could also work as a Boy Scout leader or Michael Jackson.
9. Samuel Powers’ girlfriend (Samuel Powers is Screech from “Saved by The Bell”) with Dirty Sanchez remnants on your upper lip. Disgusting – but very current and hysterical.
10. Clay Aiken with a penis hanging out of your mouth.
2006-10-04 13:53:48 · answer #2 · answered by Jessica O 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
An aborted fetus, wear a pink/cream colored suit, smear with blood and add an umbelical cord.
2006-10-02 07:39:09 · answer #3 · answered by somedays_lovely_dreamer 3 · 2⤊ 3⤋
Wrap yourself in toilet paper, then add dabs of peanut butter (here and there on outside). Go as Shitman.
2006-10-02 06:23:26 · answer #4 · answered by portdoverworm 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
http://www.partycity.com/cgi-bin/parties/costumes.cgi?parties=Halloween&productstype=Adult-Humor
2006-10-02 12:18:53 · answer #5 · answered by JennyAnn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Zombie Jesus, raised from the dead
2006-10-02 06:15:24 · answer #6 · answered by Cosmic I 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
go to http://halloweenmart.com
2006-10-02 08:56:49 · answer #7 · answered by ;p 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Please don't pick on Steve!! He had more passion in his little toe than anyone else has in their whole body!!
2006-10-02 06:22:04 · answer #8 · answered by key2e 3 · 1⤊ 4⤋
used tampon?
2006-10-02 14:45:02 · answer #9 · answered by Queen of the Wicker People 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋