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All I can remember is it had something to do with fish/under the ocean... seems like it was about "freddy fish" or something like that. If anyone remembers the song or artist, it's driving me nuts!

2006-10-02 05:31:23 · 7 answers · asked by Angie R 3 in Entertainment & Music Music

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A song by Kip Addotta, as featured on Dr. Demento:

Think I Had A Wet Dream - Kip Adotta



It was April the 41st, it being a quadruple leap year and I was driving in downtown Atlantis. My Barracuda was in the shop, so I was in a rented Stingray, and it was over-heating. So, I pulled into a Shell station. They said I'd blown a seal. I said, "Fix the damned thing, and leave my private life out of it, okay pal?"

While they were doing that, I went across the street to the Oyster Bar - a real dive. But I knew the owner. He used to play for the Dolphins. I said, "Hi, Gil!" (You have to yell, he's hard of herring.)

Gil was also down on his luck. Fact is, he was barely keeping his head below water. I bellied up to the sandbar. He poured me the usual Rusty Snail, hold the grunion, shaken, not stirred. With a peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich on the side, heavy on the mako. I slipped him a fin, on porpoise. I was eeling good! I even dropped a sand-dollar in the box for Jerry's squids... for the Halibut.

Well, the place was crowded. We were packed in like sardines. They were all there to listen to the Big Band sound of Tommy Dorsal. What sole. Tommy was rocking the place with a very popular tuna: "Salmon-chanted Evening." And the stage was surrounded by screaming groupers, probably there to see the bass player.

One of them was this cute little yellow-tail, and she's giving me the eye! So I figure this is my chance for a little fun. You know, a piece of Pisces. But she said things I just couldn't fathom. She was too deep. She seemed to be under a lot of pressure. And, boy, could she drink! She drank like a... well, she drank a lot. I said, "What's your sign?" She said, "Aquarium." I said, "Great! Lets get tanked!"

I invited her up to my place for a little midnight bait. I said, "Come on, baby, it'll only take a few minnows." She threw me that same old line, "Not tonight. I got a haddock." And she wasn't kidding, either, 'cause in came the biggest, meanest looking haddock I'd ever seen come down the pike. He was covered with mussels. He came over to me and said, "Listen, shrimp, don't ya come trolling around here." What a crab! This guy was steamed. I could see the anchor in his eyes. I turned to him. I said, "Abalone. You're just being shellfish."

Well, I knew there was going to be trouble, and so did Gil, 'cause he was already on the phone to the cods. The haddock hits me with a sucker punch. I catch him with a left hook. He eels over. It was a fluke. But there he was, lying on the deck, flat as a mackerel. Kelpless. I said, "Forget the Cods, Gil. This guy's gonna need a sturgeon."

Well, the yellow-tail was impressed with the way I landed her boyfriend. She came over to me. She said, "Hey, big boy, you're really a game fish. What's your name?" I said, "Marlin."

Well, from then on we had a whale of a time. I took her to dinner. I took her to dance. I bought her a bouquet of flounders. And then I went home with her. And what did I get for my trouble? A case of the clams.

2006-10-02 05:56:18 · answer #1 · answered by dragonmomof3 6 · 0 0

Is it the one with a lot of fish puns? If it is, the song is Think I Had A Wet Dream by Kip Adotta.
http://solohq.org/Spirit/Jokes/83.shtml

2006-10-02 12:54:13 · answer #2 · answered by gregory_dittman 7 · 0 0

Only one i know would be the little mermaid theme song 'UNDER THE SEA"

2006-10-02 12:38:56 · answer #3 · answered by sweetness01201 2 · 0 0

cause Freddy ie fraido pachino's brother was killed means that the don deserved to have his child die. love thy brother. don't feel sorry in the least for rich dons.

2006-10-02 12:35:26 · answer #4 · answered by ? 1 · 0 0

Mm only thing I can think of is the one from little mermaid too!

2006-10-02 12:44:12 · answer #5 · answered by sarkyastic31 4 · 0 0

Fish heads, fish heads, rolly polly fish heads.

2006-10-02 12:40:39 · answer #6 · answered by PDK 3 · 0 0

Can it be "Rock Lobster" by the B52's?

2006-10-02 12:33:38 · answer #7 · answered by Yahoo Anwers 5 · 0 0

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