One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden.
She seems OK, but after a while she slowly starts to lean over sideways in her chair. Two attentive nurses immediately rush up to catch her and straighten her up. Again she seems OK, but after a while she starts to tilt to the other side. The nurses rush back and once more bring her back upright. This goes on all morning. Later the family arrives to see how the old woman is adjusting to her new home. "So Ma, how is it here? Are they treating you all right?" they ask.
"It's pretty nice," she replies. "Except they won't let you fart."
2006-10-02 04:55:17 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Everyone has something up there butt. Think about it.
2006-10-02 04:58:55 · answer #1 · answered by X-Woman 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol very funny.....
i was a caregiver for years...so here i was, all prepared to write you a lengthy reply about how she might have experienced a transeschemic attack and that perhaps she should see a doctor for an MRI....lol...but NO...she just needs to toot. let the poor lady fart already.....heaven knows the food they serve will assist in creating the need to do so......
2006-10-02 04:59:04 · answer #2 · answered by echolily 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wrong category Dude.I've heard this before but not on here.
2006-10-02 05:13:37 · answer #3 · answered by Linda R 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, old joke but I like it
2006-10-02 04:57:28 · answer #4 · answered by medic 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cute
2006-10-02 04:58:13 · answer #5 · answered by Microbiology.girl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
jokes and riddles. wrong cat.
2006-10-02 04:57:15 · answer #6 · answered by Naddo 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol eww
2006-10-02 07:35:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol-- I work there
2006-10-02 04:59:09 · answer #8 · answered by redbirdred 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That would suck!! good one!
2006-10-02 05:10:08 · answer #9 · answered by T.G. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute babe :) :)
2006-10-02 12:46:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋